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The Thirst 48

“The Thirst 48″: The Haitian and “Don’t Answer”

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“The pics in my phone are mostly screenshots” – A Twitter Honey who will remain nameless. It’s a brand new world when it comes to showing your love (or lust)  for a chick and being persistent. What was once appreciated is now   looked down upon. Hey, that’s just how the ball bounced. Can you blame NerdAtTheCoolTable.Com???? Yea, we’ll accept ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″

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Yea, It’s been a while but don’t you dare think thirst is dead. It’s more alive than ever. I’ve been all over….mad BBQ’s, concerts, bars, random white peoples houses, etc… and What i’ve seen almost made me give up on educating and saving the masses. Then I scrolled through some old posts and realized I can’t quit. It’s my duty ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″: The search for Memorial Day Weekend affection

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Memorial Day weekend is days away. The “Hey, I got a room down the beach” thirst  and the classic “I wish you were here” thirst lines  will be sent to cellphones all over the world.  Don’t be the lonely thirsty one this Memorial Day Weekend. You have no chance. The recipient of your thirst DM/Text/Instant Message/imessage/BBM/ will curve it like ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″: Just love the one you’re with

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It’s April. By now you should be fully uncuffed. You made up a reason to argue and you’re single with perfect timing. Now you’re ready for beaches, happy hours, clubs, etc… all without having to answer to someone. Congratulations. Now you’re giving your phone number out to any and every person you come across. The life huh???? Wrong. You’re knee ... Read More »

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It’s officially nice out. What does that mean? More shootings and  more thirst. Skin will be shown, numbers will be exchanged, passwords will be changed and your significant others browser history will be erased. Don’t get carried away and don’t get screen capped. There’s a good chance the person on the other end of your thirst is a NerdAtTheCoolTable reader. Dinner ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″: The tale of “Anthony from the party”

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We’ve been away for about a month chasing Thirst 48 cases and during our investigations we came across one so riveting even we were appalled….and that takes alot. This is a story of ‘Anthony from Boston” and a thirst we are scared could lead to something way more serious than just the hunger for a companion. “Hey, its Anthony from the ... Read More »

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Today after speaking to my daughter about her day in school I decided to log into twitter from on my laptop. What do I see? A man from Harlem, NY pleasuring himself in a dirty bathroom. What could drive a man to do such a thing? Take a guess. Shit is putrid out here. Everyone reading this text that number ... Read More »

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It’s a new year but don’t expect anything about the thirst to change. Don’t expect it to get better either. Nobody decided to be less thirsty for 2012, I can promise you that.  Thirsty people all over the world were laying around on New Years Day, Hungover, with nothing but free time. You know what they say….. Free Time is ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″

It’s been a while but bet your bottom dollar the thirst hasn’t taken 1 day off. Thirst never takes a break. During this little hiatus things have gotten way more convenient for those looking to set thirst traps and fall for thirst traps. New iphone “Thirst apps” … Voxer, Path, Viddy, etc… are being installed at rapid speeds. All for ... Read More »

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Thirst can drive a man insane. Last night we witnessed a mental thirst breakdown. Ya man Jamaal went out like a sucker….all for the chance to quench old thirst. Does this surprise us??? It shouldn’t. Not after all we’ve seen over the past few months. This is just more proof of how grotesque the quest for love and affection is ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″

This edition of “The Thirst 48″ really hits home. I won’t bore you with a tender story but these same type of thirst messages resulted in me hugging 2 pillows to resemble the feeling of a soft skinned women. I can’t say this enough: it’s barbaric out here…..Be careful what you thirst for. I’m not judging. I’m not saying i’m ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″

With Take Care leaking, Aqua 8′s & Heartaches dropping today and the absence of the NBA, November will be the thirstiest month ever. People will be sending tender texts/private message with hopes of being loved enough to get invited to Thanksgiving/X-mas dinners and gatherings. Blame Drake and Eddie Caine for every thirst message you receive this month. Thirst with not one ... Read More »

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 Thirsty Tuesday.  Do what you gotta do just don’t get caught slipping. The following cases will prove there’s no shame in a thirsty persons game. It’s getting more and more devilish out here. Kiss your significant other on the forehead and pray they don’t fall victim. Whitney just wants him to know she likes him alot. I don’t know if ... Read More »

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Last night I may have sent the most thirsty text of my life. But guess what? Nobody will ever see it because this is the home of “The Thirst 48″. Who would she be able to send it to? I really am a genius. Here’s this weeks thirst from the less fortunate. Wow. @AL_PATRON was right. All these chicks want ... Read More »

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Same shit, different thirst. Nothing has changed. Actually, this week I contributed to thirst. That goddamn MYTUBO app I introduced to my fellow android users was nothing but another place to thirst while your significant other is sitting right next to you. I’m wrong for that and I apologize. Nevermind that…..Let’s get to it…. When she says ” Why are ... Read More »

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I blame technology for all thirst. Specifically cell phones with keyboards . You have to be a real slimeball to say real thirsty things while speaking to a person over the phone. Now u can say the most filthy things to a person all while doing other things like cleaning the crib, driving, etc… Its too easy. The thirst game ... Read More »

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People have been asking for more of these posts. I guess this crisis is realer than I even thought. At first I just thought it was a handful of thirsty men from twitter doing this. Had no clue this is a new way of life. Im for the people so here it is. No doubt in my mind that a ... Read More »

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I really could post these every single day. My emails are flooded with the most thirsty texts, emails, and tweets I have ever witnessed in my life. “You will see that this has been going on for months and I have yet to reply.  It has to stop somewhere.  I think it’s on the borderline of becoming restraining order worthy.  I’m ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″: Hug Your Girl

You know where your girl is right now? If not call her. She just may have falling victim to thirst messages just like the ones you will see today. You think it’s impossible huh? Oh..Your girl has too much class to fall for it? LMAO. Ok…Whatever you say. All he wants to do is converse with your girl. She may ... Read More »

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Football season begins tomorrow. The frantic search for someone to snuggle with during the game begins. Will you be with that special someone or will you be alone wondering where u went wrong? Either way, just make sure you’re not out here selling your soul aka being “thirsty”. Feel free to holla back….Hugs and kisses. I wonder if the friends ... Read More »

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Happy Monday. Today is the start of yet another week that will most likely be filled with thirst. Thirsty emails, thirsty texts, thirsty facebook messages, thirsty DM’s, thirsty greetings from co-workers, and the rest of the 9 million thirst tactics. A fully thought out, well constructed paragraph filled with thirst. “Im off you…..I want you” “Dehydrated” will not stop until ... Read More »

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The thirst combined with Cuffing season may be what ends the world. Things are getting realer and realer. This winter is going to be ugly. “Dejame” means “Leave me alone” in Spanish. He won’t leave her alone though. Fellas, There’s a “Carter” texting your girl right now. This is what happens when she’s happy with you, but when you fuck ... Read More »

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Fall is right around the corner. Cuffin season. THIRST season. The Thirst is about to be turned up to a level never seen before. If you’re in a relationship guard your significant other. If you’re single, be careful how you thirst out here. We’re watching. Mr. Simpson is determined….Persistent thirst. Stay close to your queen. Mr. Simpson out here lurking. ... Read More »

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Things are only getting worse out here. The thirst epidemic continues to destroy lives and ruin real n*ggas pursuit of box.   Warning: These 2 cases of thirst displayed here will be very disturbing. Texting “Hello” is already top 3 most thirsty greetings of all time … but to send it twice then follow it with a “hey bay” is ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″

Welcome to the cool table some of you are new here some of you are familiar either way you will be entertained. We are facing dangerous times & dangerous measures , we are dealing with the “The thirst 48″. No this isn’t about dead people or snitches. This is about grown ass men who don’t know how to take signs ... Read More »

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