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The Thirst 48

“The Thirst 48″: The Haitian and “Don’t Answer”

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“The pics in my phone are mostly screenshots” – A Twitter Honey who will remain nameless. It’s a brand new world when it comes to showing your love (or lust)  for a chick and being persistent. What was once appreciated is now   looked down upon. Hey, that’s just how the ball bounced. Can you blame NerdAtTheCoolTable.Com???? Yea, we’ll accept ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″

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Yea, It’s been a while but don’t you dare think thirst is dead. It’s more alive than ever. I’ve been all over….mad BBQ’s, concerts, bars, random white peoples houses, etc… and What i’ve seen almost made me give up on educating and saving the masses. Then I scrolled through some old posts and realized I can’t quit. It’s my duty ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″: The search for Memorial Day Weekend affection

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Memorial Day weekend is days away. The “Hey, I got a room down the beach” thirst  and the classic “I wish you were here” thirst lines  will be sent to cellphones all over the world.  Don’t be the lonely thirsty one this Memorial Day Weekend. You have no chance. The recipient of your thirst DM/Text/Instant Message/imessage/BBM/ will curve it like ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″: Just love the one you’re with

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It’s April. By now you should be fully uncuffed. You made up a reason to argue and you’re single with perfect timing. Now you’re ready for beaches, happy hours, clubs, etc… all without having to answer to someone. Congratulations. Now you’re giving your phone number out to any and every person you come across. The life huh???? Wrong. You’re knee ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″

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It’s officially nice out. What does that mean? More shootings and  more thirst. Skin will be shown, numbers will be exchanged, passwords will be changed and your significant others browser history will be erased. Don’t get carried away and don’t get screen capped. There’s a good chance the person on the other end of your thirst is a NerdAtTheCoolTable reader. Dinner ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″: The tale of “Anthony from the party”

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We’ve been away for about a month chasing Thirst 48 cases and during our investigations we came across one so riveting even we were appalled….and that takes alot. This is a story of ‘Anthony from Boston” and a thirst we are scared could lead to something way more serious than just the hunger for a companion. “Hey, its Anthony from the ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″

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Today after speaking to my daughter about her day in school I decided to log into twitter from on my laptop. What do I see? A man from Harlem, NY pleasuring himself in a dirty bathroom. What could drive a man to do such a thing? Take a guess. Shit is putrid out here. Everyone reading this text that number ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″

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It’s a new year but don’t expect anything about the thirst to change. Don’t expect it to get better either. Nobody decided to be less thirsty for 2012, I can promise you that.  Thirsty people all over the world were laying around on New Years Day, Hungover, with nothing but free time. You know what they say….. Free Time is ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″

It’s been a while but bet your bottom dollar the thirst hasn’t taken 1 day off. Thirst never takes a break. During this little hiatus things have gotten way more convenient for those looking to set thirst traps and fall for thirst traps. New iphone “Thirst apps” … Voxer, Path, Viddy, etc… are being installed at rapid speeds. All for ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48″

Thirst can drive a man insane. Last night we witnessed a mental thirst breakdown. Ya man Jamaal went out like a sucker….all for the chance to quench old thirst. Does this surprise us??? It shouldn’t. Not after all we’ve seen over the past few months. This is just more proof of how grotesque the quest for love and affection is ... Read More »

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