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The Realness

The Realness: (Pics) Disrespectful Days Ahead

The look of a lil n!gga that will be called disrespectful many times throughout his life Pray for the troops. Pause. Say something positive…I bet you can’t Ok Black fathers have to do better The most disrespectful cheerleader in history Lakers Fans…this is why your season will end in disappointment This better be fake. I swear before God this better ... Read More »

The Realness (Pics): Black To The Essence

Every so often a man can lose his way. Even the greatest of men experience moments where they venture away from their designed path. I also have stumbled in my pursuit of greatness. Lord knows we all need to take it back to the essence. For me…black to the essence is all I know. Me and the Lord are working ... Read More »

The Realness: (Pics) Just Another February

No Black History out here…its just another February! All that underage husky thigh meat going to waste. This is why white girls go bl…nvm. F*ck whoever signed off on this promotion. Whats Kool-Aid’s twitter? They better be donating a portion of these proceeds to a Black History charity. Or we riot! Speechless. I wonder what the baby’s grandmother would say ... Read More »

The Realness: (Pics) “Black Struggle Love”

It really is just a Tuesday. There’s nothing special about today other than the massive ploy set forth by corporations to keep the chocolate industry afloat. I’m a fake chubby nigga so trust me; I have the inside scoop. Countless couples around the world will put their bitterness towards each other aside to play house for a day, showering each ... Read More »

The Realness (Pics): Proud To Be Black and not Colored

He went ahead and and made himself at home. I don’t even wanna know what kind of ignorance a colored like this can get into with a smart phone. I just hope this isn’t in America. Damn colored. Even The Colonel called him a colored Should have spelled “Colored” Those eyebrows… Read More »

The Realness (Pics): I Can’t Wait For Black History Month Edition

February 1st is fast approaching. Your favorite rapper might not care; but I do. One month throughout the year (the shortest month *side eye*) we as a colored race of people are provided with weeks upon weeks to purify our race of the bullshit that flows through our veins. Seeing as America is the land of opportunity and all that; ... Read More »

The Realness (Pics) We Should All Want Better


It should never get this bad. I used to find humor in the apparent misfortunes of those who no longer care; but I’ve come to realize these people have merely never been given encouragement. Allow me to inspire you. Allow N@CT to show you we can all do better. Yes, It’s Real out here. Yes, We know. Yes, We can. ... Read More »

The Realness (Pics) Strugg Uggs Edition

Struggle 9 different ways. A pack of this many 15 year old girls has to be purely ruthless. I bet the inside of every one of these Strugg Uggs smells like boiled hot dog water. It gets worse The wears and tears of hoe living How many wears is too many for Strugg Uggs? When your big toe finally escapes…that ... Read More »

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SMH SMH 2x’s SMH 3x’s Yes, that’s a mirror above the bed. Yes, he’s in the bed with another man or a widebacked female. Yes, he’s a drake fan. Yes, this was posted to Instagram. SMH 4x’s SMH 5x’s SMH 6x’s Goodnight Read More »

The Realness (Pics) “It’s All Too Real”

“It’s All Too Real” A body only Weight Watchers could Love. Do you realize how many chocolate cupcakes that tongue has licked? She takes a deep breath every time she gets off the couch. I’m praying for her metabolism. First 48 Uggs Its a damn shame what she did to those Uggs. They look so defenseless. They look like they ... Read More »

The Realness (Pics)

Holiday Season came and went. Ignorance permeated the air. Happy homes were filled with gifts and arguments. I’m personally glad its over. We can all relax. But The Realness wont. Realness knows nothing of holiday chill. 2 days into the new year and here’s our proof. No Toys for Christmas Stare I bet his mother attends clubs regularly and knows ... Read More »

The Realness (Pics) Concords and Coons Edition

I hope the holiday season has found most of you in good spirits. Those of you in bad moods and looking ugly…have no fear I come with tidings of cheer. Families have gathered. Gifts have been exchanged. The realness has been on full display this entire weekend. Instead of celebrating the love of good company…Coons chose to congregate in one ... Read More »

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Pure Filthiness. If people haven’t given you a clue as to how real it is out here….let this be the final proof. Animals…putrid squirrels for that matter…humping in broad daylight with not a care in the concrete forrest. I bet they aint even together. he prolly got a main squirrel and this is just his side nut. If we make ... Read More »

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“They just keep saying it’s real…” Snap Backs, Tender Pajama Pants and A young woman going completely unnoticed….A Great Night for New N!ggas I dont even wanna know how troubled their childhood had to be to consider this a nutrition option.  I continue to expect more out of people than they expect from themselves. I need a moment for life. ... Read More »

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Im staying out of clubs for the rest of my life. That may be a lie….but this picture showcasing what goes on in hell…isnt. My God. (Pusha T voice) Another loss for fatherless homes. Crack and the penal system have won. 20 years later….this is our history book. I won’t give up. God hasn’t…..I won’t either. I’m letting fathers live. ... Read More »

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McRib’s, disappointed Africans, Struggle, No Hope….The Realness is alive and well out here. When i wake up some mornings ashamed at the wrong turns i’ve made in life….i remember how real this world can really get and thank God for the day. Pursue Prosperity. “I’ll fight a nigga….For Real For Real” “Why you always playing with the white babies?” “I ... Read More »

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If you have avoided the clutches of struggle this week be thankful. Not everyone is as fortunate. What the fuck is this? Greasy brown bag boots? Whatever thoughts I had that the world would be saved; have just been laid to rest. If they charged this nigga a cover to get in… each and every bouncer goin to hell. Teri ... Read More »

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Another Sunday of the Realest Pics you’ve ever seen. I woke up tired….seeing this makes me wanna go right back to bed. Im pretty sure she’s dead and no one knows it. Dirty Ankle Socks, Dirty Couches and Dirty Box…..Not a single soul in this picture has ever dressed up and gone to church for Easter. “I can call build-a-bear ... Read More »

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It’s beyond real out here. As I type this entry with a fractured knuckle and no health insurance; I’m reminded of The Realness waiting for us all behind every dark corner and over every grassy hill. Soak this whole image in. Ingrain it in your brain. This is what the world has in store for the future. I seriously don’t ... Read More »

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Just a reminder of how real the struggle is out here. Commercials on BET and budgeted beverages. EBT pose Outfit for the bitches, ice grill for the snitches This is what having no father and no friends looks like Stay Thirsty Read More »

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