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“Statistics”

blacknmild

- 92% of women with mostly selfies on their IG page are insane. - 76% of women already know who they’re f*cking after they break up with their man before the breakup occurs - Martin was high in %94.3 of his episodes - 80% of sexual intercourse with Erykah Badu fans will involve body oils - 72% of Black n ... Read More »

“Statistics”

monster

- 76% of women who work at Bank Of America are great in bed - 98% of women who drink Monster energy drinks won’t become wives -   67% person of IG likes men give women are done while they’re laying next to their girlfriend -  68% of men retweeting @DJZeeti twitpics have a family at home - 92% of “Hot ... Read More »

Statistics

statistics

– 79% of all women on the “post bad b*tches” IG won’t allow their man to watch the game in silence – 88% of men who take shirtless selfies can’t get out of a full nelson – 70% of men who ask “What’s the dress code?” want to know if they can wear a hat to hide their suspect hairline ... Read More »

“Statistics”

statistics

77% of the people that consider it “Their year” usually end up failing 89% of the people that cop “Work” with their income tax f*ck it up by giving it to their cousin For every entourage of 10+ people there are at least 2 informants 47% of guys waiting in line for Jordans haven’t had a fist fight in 5 ... Read More »

“Statistics”

statistics

75% of the black community voting for Obama don’t know the 3 branches of government 70% of women who don’t know who their child’s father is don’t feel they’ve done anything wrong Chief Keef & his crew aren’t expected to live past 20 years old 90% of the men without beards are afraid of spiders Dominican women have a rapper ... Read More »

“Statistics”

statistics

– 47% of the people who say negative things to you on twitter just want to be your friend but don’t know how to go about it – 77% of women who can cook a decent meal never go 4 straight days without male company – %67 of the opposite sex who retweet you more than 2 times a day ... Read More »

“Statistics”

statistics

– 88% of the people who watched Summerjam on a laptop are lonely (I watched) – If you don’t wash your girls care there’s a 60% chance she’ll cheat on you – If “Ride for my n*ggas” comes on in the club there’s a 80% chance someone will assaulted – 60% of Childish Gambino fans let their girlfriends spoon them ... Read More »

“Statistics”

statistics

– 88% of Men who go on Vacation with their girl will end up in a heated argument before the trip is over. – 50% of women in relationships are DM’n men on twitter and telling them they have a “Twitter Crush” on them. – 99% of the Comments you post on a Celebs instagram will never be seen by ... Read More »

“Statistics”

statistics

– 60% of Joe Budden fans are more hurt than Joe Budden over the JR Smith situation – 80 % of men who live with their mothers after 25 won’t leave until they’re 38 – 77% of the people below the poverty line have increased the sales in Gucci products in the past 2 months – 70% of black males ... Read More »

“Statistics”

statistics

– Only 20% of women who attempted to get pregnant during all star weekend succeeded. Half of that 20% were impregnated by entourage members. – 65% of the people who waited on line to get galaxy foams have to be very quiet when they have sex because mom is in the next room. – 50% of the people who tweet ... Read More »

“Statistics”

statistics

– 68% of women with a “him” wish they could go to sleep Monday night and wake up Wed morning. to escape the heartbreak. – 77% of Side pieces won’t know they’re side pieces until Valentines Day. – 100% of all weedman will have sex with one of their lonely customers on Valentines Day. – 80% of men on twitter ... Read More »

“Statistics”

statistics

– 67% of people who have an app alerting them of who unfollowed them sleep alone at night. – 40% of men who match their shoe strings with their hat can’t change a tire. – 70% of people who own a metro pcs phone can get you set up and robbed. – 30% of the views Jim Jones new video ... Read More »

“Statistics”

statistics

– 56% of white guys who love young jeezy would jump off a bridge if their sister got pregnant by a black guy – 35% of women have giving oral sex to men more than they’ve actually kissed a man – 0% of Childish Gambino fans could beat me in a fist fight – You can have no strings attached ... Read More »

“Statistics”

statistics

– 80% of the women with less than 6 things to create a meal in their home are hoes – 75% of dead beat fathers in the US are New York Knicks fans – 70% of the men calling women lonely on twitter are just as lonely as them – 80% of women who received an iPad for Christmas won’t ... Read More »

“Statistics”

—- 88% of the Eye Candy chicks Nerd posts are responsible for broken homes. —- 90& of Eagles fans haven’t participated in a Eagles chant once this year. —- 73% of men that leave the casino as losers are arrested for domestic violence within days. —- 77% of women are having lusty affairs with a coworker while telling their significant ... Read More »

“Statistics”

– 82% of Giants fans won’t stop for small talk today at work. – 76% of women instagramming food just want a man to keep them company. – Only 17% of the people tweeting you will actually say hello in public. – 92% of people who eat WAWA for dinner are in a great mood when they wake up. – ... Read More »

“Statistics”

—- 80% of the dudes you see with true religion jean suits only have one & continuously change their layers to hide that obvious fact.  — 77% of the pictures a female posts on instagram are cries for company  —– if your girl knows more than one 2chainz song 70% of the time she is a reformed Hoe.  —– 100% of ... Read More »

“Statistics”

—- 99% of people who promised to change their lives starting today will fold and be back on the same bullshit by the time Monday Night Football comes on. —- 60% of people with more than 2k followers on twitter have 50 people in their Dms willing to have sex with them on demand —- 77% of men with no ... Read More »

“Statistics”

—- 70% of men rushing to cuff a chick for cuffing season will be escorted by cops out of their home at least one time before May because of an domestic dispute. —- 57% of men with tons of tats don’t have a dependable source of transportation —- 85% of people who eat ramen noodles for dinner will help you ... Read More »

“STATISTICS”

  —- 80% of people that reply ” Google it!” during a debate don’t read —- 43% of people hype for the iPhone 5 are on their 2nd unemployment extension —- 100% of white women who use “nigga” in their daily conversations prefer black penis —- 77% of women admitted to cheating on their facial hairless boyfriends with bearded men ... Read More »

“STATISTICS”

—- 100% men that eat lolipops without breaking the stick off are undercover homosexuals. —— 80% of the men that stand on line for foams live with their mother . —— 40% of people who consider themelves #TeamIphone don’t have premium cable. ——- 70% of Basketball wives black female audience acts just like the women on the show thats why ... Read More »

“Statistics”

—- 72% of people in your DMs and Facebook Inbox showing thirst are in a relationship. —- 40% of men who are out shopping on football Sunday won’t help you in a fight —- 89% of J Cole fans eat lunch out of the vending machine at work —- There’s a 90% chance you’ve said hello and smiled to a ... Read More »

“STATISTICS” w/@Wayno119

—- 70% of women with 4 pics in one twitter avi can’t cook —- 90% of the creative people on Instagram are extremely lonely —- 60% of men that have their car as their profile pic get butt naked to give a women head —- 80% of men that allow their lady to mow the lawn get cheated on —- ... Read More »

“Statistics”: “Watch The Throne” edition (With @wayno119)

- 89% of people on twitter called Watch The Throne a classic before the first snare in the first beat on the first song kicked in. - 55% of people are still calling the album “Watch The THROWN” - 98% of the Lyrical Accountants that downloaded “Watch the Throne” won’t admit its a very Subpar album. - 70% of the ... Read More »

STATISTICS (With @Wayno119)

Once again me and Harlem Worlds own @wayno119 give you factual and credible statistics from our ongoing research of the people, places, and things in our heartless environment. - 80% of the women with gucci or louie bags in their icons feed their kids chinese food 4 times a week. - 70% black & hispanic men that quote “i’d rather ... Read More »

STATISTICS (With @Wayno119)

- %67 of women on #TeamFollowBack are lonely - 82% of men on #TeamFollowBack never put their friends in a wrestling move as a kid - 72% of Joe Budden male fans forward all calls to their girlfriends phone # to their phone # - 60% of people that visit worldstar 3 or more times a day eat ramen noodles ... Read More »

STATISTICS (With help from @wayno119)

- 88% of people in church sunday morning can’t pass a breathalyzer or drug test for at least 3 to 4 days. - 60% of females that aren’t with their child’s father would get Fucked standing up and hold the door to keep the kids out due to not having a room lock. - 90% of the Niggas that take ... Read More »

STATISTICS (With help from @Wayno119)

- 77% of Women with more than 8 photo albums on facebook are lonely - 55% of white women that date black men will call them a N*gger when in a domestic dispute - 92% of males that dyed their hair like Wiz Khalifa didn’t have a father in the household - 80% of people that don’t think Drake album ... Read More »

STATISTICS (With help from @Wayno119)

More statistics from me and Wayno’s research….. - This just in 38% of the american People believe that Al-qaeda is searching for a portion of The “All spark” used by the Decepticons to Revive Megatron to bring back Osama - 64% of women that watch MTV jams for the majority of the day will cheat on their man with a ... Read More »

STATISTICS (With help from @Wayno119)

Over the last couple of months me and Wayno did a very intense research of a variety of issues and came up with tons of informative information. At www.NerdAtTheCoolTable.com we joke a lot, but beneath all the antics we really do care about our community. So in the next couple of months we will be revealing statistics we gathered from ... Read More »

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