Monday , 21 April 2014
Nerd At The Cool Table

Statistics

Statistics

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– 79% of all women on the “post bad b*tches” IG won’t allow their man to watch the game in silence – 88% of men who take shirtless selfies can’t get out of a full nelson – 70% of men who ask “What’s the dress code?” want to know if they can wear a hat to hide their suspect hairline ... Read More »

“Statistics”

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77% of the people that consider it “Their year” usually end up failing 89% of the people that cop “Work” with their income tax f*ck it up by giving it to their cousin For every entourage of 10+ people there are at least 2 informants 47% of guys waiting in line for Jordans haven’t had a fist fight in 5 ... Read More »

“Statistics”

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75% of the black community voting for Obama don’t know the 3 branches of government 70% of women who don’t know who their child’s father is don’t feel they’ve done anything wrong Chief Keef & his crew aren’t expected to live past 20 years old 90% of the men without beards are afraid of spiders Dominican women have a rapper ... Read More »

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– 47% of the people who say negative things to you on twitter just want to be your friend but don’t know how to go about it – 77% of women who can cook a decent meal never go 4 straight days without male company – %67 of the opposite sex who retweet you more than 2 times a day ... Read More »

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– 88% of the people who watched Summerjam on a laptop are lonely (I watched) – If you don’t wash your girls care there’s a 60% chance she’ll cheat on you – If “Ride for my n*ggas” comes on in the club there’s a 80% chance someone will assaulted – 60% of Childish Gambino fans let their girlfriends spoon them ... Read More »

“Statistics”

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– 88% of Men who go on Vacation with their girl will end up in a heated argument before the trip is over. – 50% of women in relationships are DM’n men on twitter and telling them they have a “Twitter Crush” on them. – 99% of the Comments you post on a Celebs instagram will never be seen by ... Read More »

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statistics

– 60% of Joe Budden fans are more hurt than Joe Budden over the JR Smith situation – 80 % of men who live with their mothers after 25 won’t leave until they’re 38 – 77% of the people below the poverty line have increased the sales in Gucci products in the past 2 months – 70% of black males ... Read More »

“Statistics”

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– Only 20% of women who attempted to get pregnant during all star weekend succeeded. Half of that 20% were impregnated by entourage members. – 65% of the people who waited on line to get galaxy foams have to be very quiet when they have sex because mom is in the next room. – 50% of the people who tweet ... Read More »

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statistics

– 68% of women with a “him” wish they could go to sleep Monday night and wake up Wed morning. to escape the heartbreak. – 77% of Side pieces won’t know they’re side pieces until Valentines Day. – 100% of all weedman will have sex with one of their lonely customers on Valentines Day. – 80% of men on twitter ... Read More »

“Statistics”

statistics

– 67% of people who have an app alerting them of who unfollowed them sleep alone at night. – 40% of men who match their shoe strings with their hat can’t change a tire. – 70% of people who own a metro pcs phone can get you set up and robbed. – 30% of the views Jim Jones new video ... Read More »

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