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Statistics

“Statistics”

– 92% of women with mostly selfies on their IG page are insane. – 76% of women already know who they’re f*cking after they break up with their man before the breakup occurs – Martin was high in %94.3 of his episodes – 80% of sexual intercourse with Erykah Badu fans will involve body oils – 72% of Black n ... Read More »

“Statistics”

– 76% of women who work at Bank Of America are great in bed – 98% of women who drink Monster energy drinks won’t become wives –   67% person of IG likes men give women are done while they’re laying next to their girlfriend –  68% of men retweeting @DJZeeti twitpics have a family at home – 92% of “Hot ... Read More »

Statistics

— 79% of all women on the “post bad b*tches” IG won’t allow their man to watch the game in silence — 88% of men who take shirtless selfies can’t get out of a full nelson — 70% of men who ask “What’s the dress code?” want to know if they can wear a hat to hide their suspect hairline ... Read More »

“Statistics”

77% of the people that consider it “Their year” usually end up failing 89% of the people that cop “Work” with their income tax f*ck it up by giving it to their cousin For every entourage of 10+ people there are at least 2 informants 47% of guys waiting in line for Jordans haven’t had a fist fight in 5 ... Read More »

“Statistics”

— 88% of the people who watched Summerjam on a laptop are lonely (I watched) — If you don’t wash your girls care there’s a 60% chance she’ll cheat on you — If “Ride for my n*ggas” comes on in the club there’s a 80% chance someone will assaulted — 60% of Childish Gambino fans let their girlfriends spoon them ... Read More »

“Statistics”

— 88% of Men who go on Vacation with their girl will end up in a heated argument before the trip is over. — 50% of women in relationships are DM’n men on twitter and telling them they have a “Twitter Crush” on them. — 99% of the Comments you post on a Celebs instagram will never be seen by ... Read More »

“Statistics”

— 60% of Joe Budden fans are more hurt than Joe Budden over the JR Smith situation — 80 % of men who live with their mothers after 25 won’t leave until they’re 38 — 77% of the people below the poverty line have increased the sales in Gucci products in the past 2 months — 70% of black males ... Read More »

“Statistics”

— 68% of women with a “him” wish they could go to sleep Monday night and wake up Wed morning. to escape the heartbreak. — 77% of Side pieces won’t know they’re side pieces until Valentines Day. — 100% of all weedman will have sex with one of their lonely customers on Valentines Day. — 80% of men on twitter ... Read More »

“Statistics”

— 67% of people who have an app alerting them of who unfollowed them sleep alone at night. — 40% of men who match their shoe strings with their hat can’t change a tire. — 70% of people who own a metro pcs phone can get you set up and robbed. — 30% of the views Jim Jones new video ... Read More »

“Statistics”

— 82% of Giants fans won’t stop for small talk today at work. — 76% of women instagramming food just want a man to keep them company. — Only 17% of the people tweeting you will actually say hello in public. — 92% of people who eat WAWA for dinner are in a great mood when they wake up. — ... Read More »

“Statistics”

—- 70% of men rushing to cuff a chick for cuffing season will be escorted by cops out of their home at least one time before May because of an domestic dispute. —- 57% of men with tons of tats don’t have a dependable source of transportation —- 85% of people who eat ramen noodles for dinner will help you ... Read More »

“STATISTICS” w/@Wayno119

—- 70% of women with 4 pics in one twitter avi can’t cook —- 90% of the creative people on Instagram are extremely lonely —- 60% of men that have their car as their profile pic get butt naked to give a women head —- 80% of men that allow their lady to mow the lawn get cheated on —- ... Read More »

“Statistics”: “Watch The Throne” edition (With @wayno119)

– 89% of people on twitter called Watch The Throne a classic before the first snare in the first beat on the first song kicked in. – 55% of people are still calling the album “Watch The THROWN” – 98% of the Lyrical Accountants that downloaded “Watch the Throne” won’t admit its a very Subpar album. – 70% of the ... Read More »

STATISTICS (With @Wayno119)

Once again me and Harlem Worlds own @wayno119 give you factual and credible statistics from our ongoing research of the people, places, and things in our heartless environment. – 80% of the women with gucci or louie bags in their icons feed their kids chinese food 4 times a week. – 70% black & hispanic men that quote “i’d rather ... Read More »

STATISTICS (With @Wayno119)

– %67 of women on #TeamFollowBack are lonely – 82% of men on #TeamFollowBack never put their friends in a wrestling move as a kid – 72% of Joe Budden male fans forward all calls to their girlfriends phone # to their phone # – 60% of people that visit worldstar 3 or more times a day eat ramen noodles ... Read More »

STATISTICS (With help from @wayno119)

– 88% of people in church sunday morning can’t pass a breathalyzer or drug test for at least 3 to 4 days. – 60% of females that aren’t with their child’s father would get Fucked standing up and hold the door to keep the kids out due to not having a room lock. – 90% of the Niggas that take ... Read More »

STATISTICS (With help from @Wayno119)

– 77% of Women with more than 8 photo albums on facebook are lonely – 55% of white women that date black men will call them a N*gger when in a domestic dispute – 92% of males that dyed their hair like Wiz Khalifa didn’t have a father in the household – 80% of people that don’t think Drake album ... Read More »

STATISTICS (With help from @Wayno119)

More statistics from me and Wayno’s research….. – This just in 38% of the american People believe that Al-qaeda is searching for a portion of The “All spark” used by the Decepticons to Revive Megatron to bring back Osama – 64% of women that watch MTV jams for the majority of the day will cheat on their man with a ... Read More »

STATISTICS (With help from @Wayno119)

Over the last couple of months me and Wayno did a very intense research of a variety of issues and came up with tons of informative information. At www.NerdAtTheCoolTable.com we joke a lot, but beneath all the antics we really do care about our community. So in the next couple of months we will be revealing statistics we gathered from ... Read More »

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