– 79% of all women on the “post bad b*tches” IG won’t allow their man to watch the game in silence – 88% of men who take shirtless selfies can’t get out of a full nelson – 70% of men who ask “What’s the dress code?” want to know if they can wear a hat to hide their suspect hairline ... Read More »

77% of the people that consider it “Their year” usually end up failing 89% of the people that cop “Work” with their income tax f*ck it up by giving it to their cousin For every entourage of 10+ people there are at least 2 informants 47% of guys waiting in line for Jordans haven’t had a fist fight in 5 ... Read More »

75% of the black community voting for Obama don’t know the 3 branches of government 70% of women who don’t know who their child’s father is don’t feel they’ve done anything wrong Chief Keef & his crew aren’t expected to live past 20 years old 90% of the men without beards are afraid of spiders Dominican women have a rapper ... Read More »

– 47% of the people who say negative things to you on twitter just want to be your friend but don’t know how to go about it – 77% of women who can cook a decent meal never go 4 straight days without male company – %67 of the opposite sex who retweet you more than 2 times a day ... Read More »

– 88% of the people who watched Summerjam on a laptop are lonely (I watched) – If you don’t wash your girls care there’s a 60% chance she’ll cheat on you – If “Ride for my n*ggas” comes on in the club there’s a 80% chance someone will assaulted – 60% of Childish Gambino fans let their girlfriends spoon them ... Read More »