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Blogs I CoSign Pt. 21

Diamonds and Wood Read More »

Beat these niggas up Pt. 11

Rick Pitino………….Dick head. Lmao. This nigga piped the Louisville equipment managers wife……RAW. Then got extorted by her. Via USA Today University of Louisville men’s basketball coach Rick Pitino told police that he had consensual sex with Karen Cunagin Sypher at a Louisville restaurant where he’d been drinking on Aug. 1, 2003. He also told police that he later gave Sypher ... Read More »

Blogs I CoSign Pt.20

Magnum Opus X The Fresh Phil Nash Read More »

Solange TRYING the Amber Rose look

Via Charlamagne The God She’s no Amber Rose….I’d still hit tho. Read More »

*CLASSIC* Joe Jackson On Larry King Live

This is the funniest shit i seen in a while. This nigga Joe Jackson is hilarious and doesnt even know it. Larry King: “You beat MJ?”Joe Jackson: “Beating started in slavery” Read More »

The return of “Fuck You” Friday………………….The 4th of July edition.

I know, i know. Its been about a month since i’ve done a fuck you friday. I know i been slacking on this blog. I know my blog fell off. I apologize to everybody that missed the fuckery that takes place here. Since my last “Fuck You” friday i’ve been thru all kinds of shit…. Domestic Disputes Brawls Had a ... Read More »

Blogs i CoSign Pt.18

The girl they Call Es BLACK EVERYDAY Read More »

Star & Bucwild: Open Letter to Jay-z

I Co-sign. Read More »

Beat these niggaz up PT.10

Via Real Talk NY </aNo…Not the nigga wearing the shirt. Props to him (pause). Somebody need to beat the shit out of the father of the chick that got piped, took a flick, then ended up on a t-shirt. LMAO Read More »

Star speaks on “Officer Harris”

My thoughts exactly… http://www.hiphopstan.com/video/index.php Read More »

Vote for “Best Rapper Alive”

Vote HERE for the “Best Rapper Alive” *Picks Joe Budden over Rakim* Read More »

Blogs I CoSign Pt.17

Pause Police The Gritty Committee Read More »

Fuck You Friday…………The weekend is a simps playground

Geneva Henry………………………………………………………Fuck you. Fuck you for being a 29 yr old teacher simping on young boys. Im not even mad at the fact you trying to get some young dick (pause) cuz hey, u gotta get yours. The fact that your simping on them is what upsets me. Smh @ You sending romance novel type text messages to 14 yrs ... Read More »

“No Simping” week continues……..A Tribue to the Anti-Simp: Gucci Mane

A simp would’ve let this chick distract him from his performance. A simp would’ve 2 stepped with this blonde beauty and said to hell with the show. The great Gucci Mane did what any anti-simp would do. He got the bitch off stage. I salute you Gucci Mane La Flair Read More »

“No Simping” Week Continues…………..Ron Lov Presents: Stop the Coporate Simping 101

Props to the homie Ron Luv Simping is an epidemic and I blame the tender ass (pause) simpthusiasts who have infiltrated the workplace and made it a breeding ground for this behavior. Simping in the workplace is a bigger monster than most realize. You have niggas buying lunches for some other nigga’s queen. You have dudes who dress like used ... Read More »

Pause Police Petition to end “Swag”

The great Pause Police started a petition to end men judging, mentioning, and complimenting another mans “Swag”. Since im one of the Pause Police top informants (pause) its only right i support this. If u wanna be a part of this movement go to http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PausePoliceBurySwag/index.html and leave your signature Lets not forget i bodied “Swag” a while ago Read More »

“No Simping” Week Continues……..Dr. Enon Simpton answers readers questions

For “No Simping” week i got in touch with a well known Simp specialist, Dr. Enon Simpton. He agreed to help some of our readers and answer some questions involving simping. Dear Dr. Simpton, Im 23 but I think I met the girl of my dreams. First time I met her I knew I would fall in love with her. ... Read More »

“No Simping” Week Continues……A Tribute to the Anti-Simp: Kevin Federline

To celebrate NO SIMPING WEEK, we will be taking a look at men (pause) that showed u don’t have to simp to be successful…. Pretend your a simp. Plant the seed. Get away filthy rich. GENIUS. Read More »

Nerd At The Cool Table Presents: “NO SIMPING WEEK”

Yes it had to be done. Why? Because shit is starting to get out of hand. We got niggas deleting all social networking accounts because of they girl. We got niggas wifing full fledged whores, telling them not to talk to any other dudes. SMH. We got niggas sending custom made, shirtless and oiled up (pause) myspace pics to females ... Read More »

Fuck You Friday………………….Swine Flu Free

Cincinnati “Super Heros”…………………………………..Fuck yall Smh. Yo i swear…muthafuckas are losing they goddamn mind. Are these dudes forgetting that to be a superhero u gotta have SUPER POWERS? Or at least strength? The dudes look like mexican wrestlers. LMAO. What they gonna do when somebody pulls a gun out on them??? Chris Paul………………………………………………Fuck you. Fuck you for letting a team, your ... Read More »

Fuck You Friday………………….

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhaL3YlZ1r2MYK0wKeDutty Fridaze………………………………………..Fuck Yall LMAO. What the fuck? Yo….hahah. I swear to god the world is about to end. We gotta do better yall. Jamaicans (im assuming these people are jamaican) i love yall. Nothing makes me happier than Jerk Chicken, Rice & Beans, and cabbage. But come on….I can’t co-Sign this shit. Smh @ chicks coming to Dutty Fridaze to ... Read More »

Pause Police Interview

Every few yrs extraordinary people make their presence felt in this world. Micheal Phelps, Lebron James…..Gucci mane. People that u see and just know they are going to change the world. Well people……….Meet the Pause Police. The Pause Police patrol Twitter (If u not on twitter by now your a lame). They walk the streets of twitter in hopes of ... Read More »

Blogs I CoSign Pt. 16

The Black Guy Who TipsMiss Right Now Read More »

FUCK YOU FRIDAY…………………………I have no hope for the future.

Burger King…………………………………………………Fuck Yall SMMFH…..Who ok’d this? So i gotta sit down wit my daughter and see bitches shaking they ass promoting kids meals??? “I like Square butts”“Shake that cubicle butt” Via FoxNews.comMAN STABS SON FOR WEARING HAT IN CHURCH BALTIMORE — A 58-year-old man stabbed his teenage son who refused to take off his hat at church earlier in the ... Read More »

FRENCH MONTANA shouts out me & the WAVEment

He didnt look too excited but i’ll take what i can get (pause) Special Special Special shout out to Marisa…French Montana…Box Fresh…Diplo aka Wavystalker…Wave Foundation….The Whole WAVEment Make sure u check out that Macaroni wit the cheese mixtape dropping today….hopefully Read More »

$1 Arizona Ice Tea Appreciation

In this fucked up recession you cant get any better than 23 Full Ounces of Ice Tea. I know, i know….“What about the 99 cent Tahitian Treat?”. Read More »

OBAMA FRIED CHICKEN >>>>>>>

Via NY TIMES SMH….I dont know if this is hilarious or dead wrong. Probably both. To the list of lofty names that glamorize the city’s fried chicken stands, like Crown, Royal and Kennedy, one Brooklyn restaurant owner decided to add another: Obama. From the restaurant’s perspective, the name change grew out of pride in the new president and a keen ... Read More »

Spike Lee Gets “Paused”

Shout out to FOXXFILES This is old but classic. Read More »

Check ya boy out on EIGHTY81

Props to Jameel from Eighty81.Com Peep me in the “Rules of Attraction” section. PS….I know what some of you are thinking. “How the fuck?..” LMAO. Some people appreciate my fuckery..haha Read More »

$20 Bags of Sour Diesel Present……………Fuck You Friday

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhjjP1E7T6hfa4MM6XQuanell Mosley & the whole Day 26 Group………………Fuck Yall. Fuck yall for being the most emotional group of niggaz i’ve seen since i had to go to drug diversion classes. I use to think this dude was the king of catching feelings…But Quanell Mosley…………………..”U got the juice now” (PAUSE) The Build-a-Bear store in the Christiana Mall………………….Fuck Yall Fuck yall for ... Read More »

Help Me….Im Obsessed with Hot Wings

In the last couple of days I’ve had… Hooters Hot Wings Hot Wings from the Local Bar and boneless hot wings from Buffalo Wild Wings Read More »

Nation of Isloon

Hold On…Loon…When did..Ahh fuck it. http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhRh1pcoH8Aq5d5hN6 Read More »

Random Thoughts 3.22.09

— I’ll like to apologize to the owners of “Temptations”. Sorry I did y’all bathroom like that. I was twisted. — Jim Jones no album is his worst. Smh @ Dame Dash saying it was on the same level as Reasonable Doubt and The Chronic. Dame, u should be ashamed of yaself. — I’m on a mission…..To read 4 books ... Read More »

Blogs I CoSign Pt.13

Addict4SneakasHe just started the blog today. Im still cosigning him tho. If he deletes his blog a week from now like half of the blogs i cosigned, ill give yall his address. I know where he stays. Read More »

Fuck You Friday: The “Chris Brown’d” Edition

BeBe Winans…………………………………………Fuck You. Fuck you for catching a domestic violence charge. You the same n1gga my mother use to listen to over and over when i was a kid. The same n1gga that use to make the inspirational gospel songs. Damn BeBe why??? You responsible for this crack…. …..I’d never think you’d be a woman beater. I expect this from ... Read More »

Letter to Terrell Owens

Dear TO, First, let me start off by saying congrats on signing your 1yr/$6 million deal. Your a great player and your worth every penny. Ok thats out of the way….. TO, as a Bills fan I’ve been thru it all. Heartbreaks……. and this guy. All im really trying to say is this.. Please don’t come to Buffalo on that ... Read More »

Random Thoughts 3/10/2009

– Its so obvious im pretending im happy about TO coming to my Buffalo Bills. Im fronting like im hype but im scared to death. – I get a kick out of saying “Wavy” and people looking at me like im crazy..lol – Skip Bayless >>>>>>>>> – I cant fuck with madden on xbox360 or PS3. I guess im just ... Read More »

Blogs I CoSign Pt.12

Chasing The White Dragon Read More »

Goddamn!

Damn. I thought it was just a lil misunderstanding. I ain’t think he beat her ass like this…smh Somewhere SICKAMORE is sick to his stomach. Read More »

SWAG BALL………………………….Fuck outta here

“I’ll go swimsuit on them” – Juelz Santana……Wow http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhhR5shnSo7sxJv389 http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhmycr6wHCqI6zPNE7 Read More »

Im still alive………..

I know, I know…You been checking my blog for the last couple of days and its been dry as hell. I apologize. I been in my little hole hibernating. I could of easily forced myself to post some blogs but i figured that would be pointless. I promise i’ll be back tomorrow. Its alot of ignorance and fuckery on the ... Read More »

Fuck You Friday………….better late than never

Amalgam Digital……………………………………..Fuck Yall. Fuck ya’ll for screwing all the Joe Budden Fans over. Yall was suppose to have a live stream of Joe Budden SOB show last night. Shit didn’t work tho. Ya’ll left all of us depressed and wondering what was going on. Budden fans always getting fucked over…smhEagles Defense…………………………………………..Fuck yall Let me first say, i’m not a Eagles ... Read More »

“Fuck You” Friday………The Inauguration Edition.

The lady selling these for $5…………………………..Fuck you. SMH….and my mom actually copped it…lmao. I ain’t mad at anyone trying to get they money. Its a recession and people who know me know i’m just as ruthless when it comes to $$$. You gotta give me a lil more for my $5 though. Cheap chocolate with Obama printed on it isn’t ... Read More »

“FUCK YOU” Friday……..First Fuck You’s of 2009

WENDY’s on RT13 in New Castle, DE…………………………FUCK YALL Fuck yall. I cant fuck with yall anymore. Was high the other day, went to your late night drivethru wit some homies. Ordered a bunch of shit off of the dollar menu. My homie opens up a JR Bacon Cheesebuger and a bug runs str8 across the hamburger bun. First time i ... Read More »

Goddamn…..Sex aint even selling anymore.

You know the recession is real when niggaz aint spending they last $20 on Booty Talk DVDs….SMHVia CNNPolitics.comPorn industry seeks federal bailout WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion ... Read More »

VIBE MAGAZINE stealing my wave…smh

Props to the homie FOXX for bringing this to my attention. Hmmmmmm…..Coincidence??? I think not. Somebody over at VIBE riding my wave. I got no problem with that, but im gonna need some VIP tickets, a shout out or something. Its deeper than them just using “Nerd At The Cool Table”. Let me explain…. Peep my Random Thoughts blog i ... Read More »

GUEST BLOGGER : DJ Laser

“..When You invite The Nerd To the Cool Table, Shit is bound to Break Up like a Pool Table…” -Joe Buddens:”Dear Diary”:Mood Muzik 3 There’s a lot of different opinions in the Blogosphere, Some good and some not so good. Some count and some don’t. Some people care and some don’t, Its a given fact. But then there are the ... Read More »

2008 = The year of Ignorance

2008 is almost gone. Im gonna miss it to be honest. This year i’ve taken part in some of the most ignorant things known to man. Guess what, i ain’t ashamed. I ain’t apologizing. A life without at least some ignorance is a life not worth living. A old ignorant man told me that. Here’s just a FEW examples of ... Read More »

Merry Christmas

Merry X-Mas to all of yall. I hope yall got eveything yall wanted. Make sure you watch “Christmas Story” at least 2 times today, eat good, & send merry christmas texts to people in your phone that u never even talk to. Enjoy today because by tomorrow everything will go back to normal. ONE. Read More »

See now shit is starting to get out of hand

LMAO. McDonalds is losing they damn mind. Kieth Sweat is too. CHECK THIS SHIT OUT : “Kieth Sweat McNuggets Lovers Club” Read More »

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