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“Web Heads” : Jameel (Eighty81)

2nd installment of “Web Heads” ….. The homie Jameel… First, let the people know where online they can find you……. on www.eighty81.com and www.twitter.com/jameeleighty81 What made u wanna start your own site? Well we had business (Eighty81) which started as strictly a party promotions company and marketing. So therefore we needed pictures of our events, what we listening to, what ... Read More »

FUCK YOU FRIDAY

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhJhZZZ8dTdUtJh3p6K-CI From Jodeci……………………………………………..Fuck you. Fuck you for looking like a str8 fiend. Nigga literally looks like he’ll detail a car for $10. When u wear jeans cuffed with dress shoes u know its a wrap. SMH Give it up K-Ci, didnt u learn from this (fast forward to 1:51 mark)…. ********************************************************************************* Soulja Boy……………………………………………..Fuck you Fuck u for getting caught with ... Read More »

Beat these niggas up Pt.12

Jeffrey Graybill aka “Dr. Richardson”……Freak boy. Lmao. Posed as a doctor so u could fondle niggas while they donating sperm. Via Fox News An Arizona man faces criminal charges for allegedly posing as a fertility doctor so he could sexually molest men while pretending to give them physical examinations, MyFOXLa.com has reported. Jeffrey Graybill, 40, advertised online, offering people up ... Read More »

Ask TROY AVE

Once again the inspirational TROY AVE answers readers questions….. **********************************************************************************Dear Troy ave, I like to think I’m a pretty nice dressing guy. My girl for some reason feels I Need to grow up when it comes to what I wear. I’m 24. I like to keep it simple. Hoodies, white tees, jeAns and boots. For some reason she wants me ... Read More »

DJ LASER – ROC NATION Mixtape

I CoSign any mixtape DJ Laser puts out. The Slaughterhouse X Fab mixtapes still in rotation. DOWNLOAD HERE: DJ Laser – ROC NATION Mixtape Find DJ Laser on Twitter or his Blog Read More »

Ask TROY AVE

As a good deed for my readers i decided i wanted to start giving advice. Instead of me giving advice i decided i’ll sit down with the very inspirational TROY AVE. Just in case you been living under a rock, Troy Ave is rapper/motivational/Real Nigga/MR.Twitter from Brooklyn, NY. I got tons of emails from people seeking guidance so every week ... Read More »

“Fuck You” Friday

Roger Stephens…………………………………………Fuck you. Lmao….You got alot of balls my man (pause). I’ll admit that. Still tho, fuck you. Fuck you for slapping the shit out of another ladies 2 yr old child. I aint gonna lie, i think its hilarious. Real hilarious. You told the lady “if you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you”……Then ... Read More »

Max B Sentenced to 75 years

VIA NorthJersey.com They gave him 75 fucking years. SMH. DAMN…..Hold ya head Biggavel. A rising Harlem rapper was sentenced Thursday to 75 years in prison for masterminding a deadly robbery at a Fort Lee hotel four years ago. His stepbrother received a life term plus 35 years for his part in the scheme. Charly Wingate, better known in hip-hop circles ... Read More »

“Web Heads”: Mikey McFly

Porn and Illegal downloads. That’s what most people are online for. Honestly, for years that was the only reason I was on the internet. Some people choose to milk the internet for all its worth. Every week I’ll put y’all onto people using the internet as just another place to grind. First up….Mikey Mcfly….First, let the people know where online ... Read More »

Blogs I CoSign Pt.22

L.I.F.E Read More »

Blogs I CoSign Pt. 21

Diamonds and Wood Read More »

Beat these niggas up Pt. 11

Rick Pitino………….Dick head. Lmao. This nigga piped the Louisville equipment managers wife……RAW. Then got extorted by her. Via USA Today University of Louisville men’s basketball coach Rick Pitino told police that he had consensual sex with Karen Cunagin Sypher at a Louisville restaurant where he’d been drinking on Aug. 1, 2003. He also told police that he later gave Sypher ... Read More »

Blogs I CoSign Pt.20

Magnum Opus X The Fresh Phil Nash Read More »

Solange TRYING the Amber Rose look

Via Charlamagne The God She’s no Amber Rose….I’d still hit tho. Read More »

*CLASSIC* Joe Jackson On Larry King Live

This is the funniest shit i seen in a while. This nigga Joe Jackson is hilarious and doesnt even know it. Larry King: “You beat MJ?”Joe Jackson: “Beating started in slavery” Read More »

The return of “Fuck You” Friday………………….The 4th of July edition.

I know, i know. Its been about a month since i’ve done a fuck you friday. I know i been slacking on this blog. I know my blog fell off. I apologize to everybody that missed the fuckery that takes place here. Since my last “Fuck You” friday i’ve been thru all kinds of shit…. Domestic Disputes Brawls Had a ... Read More »

Blogs i CoSign Pt.18

The girl they Call Es BLACK EVERYDAY Read More »

Star & Bucwild: Open Letter to Jay-z

I Co-sign. Read More »

Beat these niggaz up PT.10

Via Real Talk NY </aNo…Not the nigga wearing the shirt. Props to him (pause). Somebody need to beat the shit out of the father of the chick that got piped, took a flick, then ended up on a t-shirt. LMAO Read More »

Star speaks on “Officer Harris”

My thoughts exactly… http://www.hiphopstan.com/video/index.php Read More »

Vote for “Best Rapper Alive”

Vote HERE for the “Best Rapper Alive” *Picks Joe Budden over Rakim* Read More »

Blogs I CoSign Pt.17

Pause Police The Gritty Committee Read More »

Fuck You Friday…………The weekend is a simps playground

Geneva Henry………………………………………………………Fuck you. Fuck you for being a 29 yr old teacher simping on young boys. Im not even mad at the fact you trying to get some young dick (pause) cuz hey, u gotta get yours. The fact that your simping on them is what upsets me. Smh @ You sending romance novel type text messages to 14 yrs ... Read More »

“No Simping” week continues……..A Tribue to the Anti-Simp: Gucci Mane

A simp would’ve let this chick distract him from his performance. A simp would’ve 2 stepped with this blonde beauty and said to hell with the show. The great Gucci Mane did what any anti-simp would do. He got the bitch off stage. I salute you Gucci Mane La Flair Read More »

“No Simping” Week Continues…………..Ron Lov Presents: Stop the Coporate Simping 101

Props to the homie Ron Luv Simping is an epidemic and I blame the tender ass (pause) simpthusiasts who have infiltrated the workplace and made it a breeding ground for this behavior. Simping in the workplace is a bigger monster than most realize. You have niggas buying lunches for some other nigga’s queen. You have dudes who dress like used ... Read More »

Pause Police Petition to end “Swag”

The great Pause Police started a petition to end men judging, mentioning, and complimenting another mans “Swag”. Since im one of the Pause Police top informants (pause) its only right i support this. If u wanna be a part of this movement go to http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PausePoliceBurySwag/index.html and leave your signature Lets not forget i bodied “Swag” a while ago Read More »

“No Simping” Week Continues……..Dr. Enon Simpton answers readers questions

For “No Simping” week i got in touch with a well known Simp specialist, Dr. Enon Simpton. He agreed to help some of our readers and answer some questions involving simping. Dear Dr. Simpton, Im 23 but I think I met the girl of my dreams. First time I met her I knew I would fall in love with her. ... Read More »

“No Simping” Week Continues……A Tribute to the Anti-Simp: Kevin Federline

To celebrate NO SIMPING WEEK, we will be taking a look at men (pause) that showed u don’t have to simp to be successful…. Pretend your a simp. Plant the seed. Get away filthy rich. GENIUS. Read More »

Nerd At The Cool Table Presents: “NO SIMPING WEEK”

Yes it had to be done. Why? Because shit is starting to get out of hand. We got niggas deleting all social networking accounts because of they girl. We got niggas wifing full fledged whores, telling them not to talk to any other dudes. SMH. We got niggas sending custom made, shirtless and oiled up (pause) myspace pics to females ... Read More »

Fuck You Friday………………….Swine Flu Free

Cincinnati “Super Heros”…………………………………..Fuck yall Smh. Yo i swear…muthafuckas are losing they goddamn mind. Are these dudes forgetting that to be a superhero u gotta have SUPER POWERS? Or at least strength? The dudes look like mexican wrestlers. LMAO. What they gonna do when somebody pulls a gun out on them??? Chris Paul………………………………………………Fuck you. Fuck you for letting a team, your ... Read More »

Fuck You Friday………………….

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhaL3YlZ1r2MYK0wKeDutty Fridaze………………………………………..Fuck Yall LMAO. What the fuck? Yo….hahah. I swear to god the world is about to end. We gotta do better yall. Jamaicans (im assuming these people are jamaican) i love yall. Nothing makes me happier than Jerk Chicken, Rice & Beans, and cabbage. But come on….I can’t co-Sign this shit. Smh @ chicks coming to Dutty Fridaze to ... Read More »

Pause Police Interview

Every few yrs extraordinary people make their presence felt in this world. Micheal Phelps, Lebron James…..Gucci mane. People that u see and just know they are going to change the world. Well people……….Meet the Pause Police. The Pause Police patrol Twitter (If u not on twitter by now your a lame). They walk the streets of twitter in hopes of ... Read More »

Blogs I CoSign Pt. 16

The Black Guy Who TipsMiss Right Now Read More »

FUCK YOU FRIDAY…………………………I have no hope for the future.

Burger King…………………………………………………Fuck Yall SMMFH…..Who ok’d this? So i gotta sit down wit my daughter and see bitches shaking they ass promoting kids meals??? “I like Square butts”“Shake that cubicle butt” Via FoxNews.comMAN STABS SON FOR WEARING HAT IN CHURCH BALTIMORE — A 58-year-old man stabbed his teenage son who refused to take off his hat at church earlier in the ... Read More »

FRENCH MONTANA shouts out me & the WAVEment

He didnt look too excited but i’ll take what i can get (pause) Special Special Special shout out to Marisa…French Montana…Box Fresh…Diplo aka Wavystalker…Wave Foundation….The Whole WAVEment Make sure u check out that Macaroni wit the cheese mixtape dropping today….hopefully Read More »

$1 Arizona Ice Tea Appreciation

In this fucked up recession you cant get any better than 23 Full Ounces of Ice Tea. I know, i know….“What about the 99 cent Tahitian Treat?”. Read More »

OBAMA FRIED CHICKEN >>>>>>>

Via NY TIMES SMH….I dont know if this is hilarious or dead wrong. Probably both. To the list of lofty names that glamorize the city’s fried chicken stands, like Crown, Royal and Kennedy, one Brooklyn restaurant owner decided to add another: Obama. From the restaurant’s perspective, the name change grew out of pride in the new president and a keen ... Read More »

Spike Lee Gets “Paused”

Shout out to FOXXFILES This is old but classic. Read More »

Check ya boy out on EIGHTY81

Props to Jameel from Eighty81.Com Peep me in the “Rules of Attraction” section. PS….I know what some of you are thinking. “How the fuck?..” LMAO. Some people appreciate my fuckery..haha Read More »

$20 Bags of Sour Diesel Present……………Fuck You Friday

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhjjP1E7T6hfa4MM6XQuanell Mosley & the whole Day 26 Group………………Fuck Yall. Fuck yall for being the most emotional group of niggaz i’ve seen since i had to go to drug diversion classes. I use to think this dude was the king of catching feelings…But Quanell Mosley…………………..”U got the juice now” (PAUSE) The Build-a-Bear store in the Christiana Mall………………….Fuck Yall Fuck yall for ... Read More »

Help Me….Im Obsessed with Hot Wings

In the last couple of days I’ve had… Hooters Hot Wings Hot Wings from the Local Bar and boneless hot wings from Buffalo Wild Wings Read More »

Nation of Isloon

Hold On…Loon…When did..Ahh fuck it. http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhRh1pcoH8Aq5d5hN6 Read More »

Random Thoughts 3.22.09

— I’ll like to apologize to the owners of “Temptations”. Sorry I did y’all bathroom like that. I was twisted. — Jim Jones no album is his worst. Smh @ Dame Dash saying it was on the same level as Reasonable Doubt and The Chronic. Dame, u should be ashamed of yaself. — I’m on a mission…..To read 4 books ... Read More »

Blogs I CoSign Pt.13

Addict4SneakasHe just started the blog today. Im still cosigning him tho. If he deletes his blog a week from now like half of the blogs i cosigned, ill give yall his address. I know where he stays. Read More »

Fuck You Friday: The “Chris Brown’d” Edition

BeBe Winans…………………………………………Fuck You. Fuck you for catching a domestic violence charge. You the same n1gga my mother use to listen to over and over when i was a kid. The same n1gga that use to make the inspirational gospel songs. Damn BeBe why??? You responsible for this crack…. …..I’d never think you’d be a woman beater. I expect this from ... Read More »

Letter to Terrell Owens

Dear TO, First, let me start off by saying congrats on signing your 1yr/$6 million deal. Your a great player and your worth every penny. Ok thats out of the way….. TO, as a Bills fan I’ve been thru it all. Heartbreaks……. and this guy. All im really trying to say is this.. Please don’t come to Buffalo on that ... Read More »

Random Thoughts 3/10/2009

– Its so obvious im pretending im happy about TO coming to my Buffalo Bills. Im fronting like im hype but im scared to death. – I get a kick out of saying “Wavy” and people looking at me like im crazy..lol – Skip Bayless >>>>>>>>> – I cant fuck with madden on xbox360 or PS3. I guess im just ... Read More »

Blogs I CoSign Pt.12

Chasing The White Dragon Read More »

Goddamn!

Damn. I thought it was just a lil misunderstanding. I ain’t think he beat her ass like this…smh Somewhere SICKAMORE is sick to his stomach. Read More »

SWAG BALL………………………….Fuck outta here

“I’ll go swimsuit on them” – Juelz Santana……Wow http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhhR5shnSo7sxJv389 http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhmycr6wHCqI6zPNE7 Read More »

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