Nerd At The Cool Table


#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

@OJ_LaFlare “Twitter turns into a personal finance seminar every time Jordans drop” @BarDaStar “Nigga Bane got soft tho got killed by a cat burglar smh” @BlackJew_Du “Atlanta B!tches Is All Dudes” @jahairamarili “I’m gonna go work out now so I can look like my avi” @ASAPYams “cant wait till im 40 when im wearing gucci wit bluetooth in my ear” ... Read More »

Life Lessons from Uncle Ron

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Life will always teach you lessons. Live through it, then Learn from it. Life Lesson Video 1.   Work Hard…if you’re lazy you definitely wont enjoy the fruits of life. Imagine how miserable it must be to wake up every day and do nothing but be lazy. I cringe at the thought.You can’t get jawns if you dont put in effort, ... Read More »

“The Thirst 48”


Yea, It’s been a while but don’t you dare think thirst is dead. It’s more alive than ever. I’ve been all over….mad BBQ’s, concerts, bars, random white peoples houses, etc… and What i’ve seen almost made me give up on educating and saving the masses. Then I scrolled through some old posts and realized I can’t quit. It’s my duty ... Read More »

Dope Or Nope

Dope 1.Nas’s album 2.The new USA basketball 3. The 3Kings record 4. Using your brain to create an idea that will make you money , instead of complaining that you need money for your idea 5. Ice getting a liquor deal/ sponsorship 6. Not following couples on Twitter & Instagram Nope 1. The asshole who ruined the release of The ... Read More »

F*ck Magic Johnson (By @AL_Patron)


“…and you can live through anything if Magic made it..” – Kanye I understand the sentiment of the above statement, however that sentiment along with Earvin Johnson are wrong on so many levels. First & foremost Magic has made at least half a billion ($500,000,000.00); owns a majority stake in the LA Dodgers & countless other businesses, charities, so on ... Read More »

“See The Problem is” (By @Boxdenfresh)

See the problem is n!ggas casually drinking root beer for a refreshing beverage. You gotta be kiddin me bruh. Root beer?? Just say it out loud a few times and ask yourself why. Bruh the only time I had root beer I almost threw up. Deadass it was like my body rejected it. My body knew it was not meant ... Read More »

Merrim Live Vlog #5 w/ Nerd At The Cool Table (Video)

I did the fake famous thing and chopped it up with the good people over at Merrim Live . Mad props to these brothers because it was at least 98 degrees out and they came out to make this happen like it was nothing. We busted it up about my site, celebs throwing shots at me, Delaware and more. Notice I ... Read More »

#SadderDay (By @BBillions)

Today marks the 6 month anniversary since I 1st became sad… A lot has changed in 6 months period. I get all types of nude pics from beautiful women frowning, when I go out I get kisses from drunk women who feel sorry for me and try to cheer me up which only makes me sadder. I go to perform ... Read More »

#SadLifeChronicles: Cuff Gang (By @iDisrespectHoez)

Via FakeDope.Com Today we are gonna talk about one of the biggest problems that’s troubling our society. No not the economy, not AIDS, not world hunger, NOPE none of them. Its worse, we are gonna talk about the dudes that try and cuff every girl they talk to. This is a big issues amongst niggas that don’t know how things ... Read More »

Movie Night: Meteor Man (1993)

Possibly the dopest wack movie of all time. I actually went to go see this TWICE in the movie. That right there shows you something is wrong with me. Robert Townsend as a super hero. Doesn’t get more corny than that….but…it’s a dope movie. I promise you. Smoke something and watch it. You’ll be entertained. N*gga Another Bad Creation is ... Read More »

Give em Hell kid (By @WhiskeyHandz)

Dudes these days give up way too easily. You gotta stay at it man, women love a man who is persistent. A persistent man is a man who shows effort an trust me, ladies love a man who shows effort. Dudes these days are just way too scared of being called Thirsty, or a creeper or getting a restraining order put ... Read More »

The “Bunny God” Manual: Good White Friends … The Steve Nash Alley Oop (By @FastTimesAtRF)

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Greetings. “We’re all out here just seeking understanding” – The Black Conquistador known as @BoxdenFresh So last time we met, we discussed how to prepare for a Caucasian friend’s weddings with @RegularAssRon and the stories I’ve heard since writing that were great. Brothas are out here ready to make moves at these weddings and for that? We’re proud. Moving right ... Read More »

It Feels So Good To Not Be Watching BET: Week 81 … RIP Spike Lee

It’s been 20 weeks since the last Anti-BET post and there’s no better time to bring it back than today….The day after the BET awards. No matter how strong you are, no matter how dedicated you are to this Anti BET movement, the award shows always pull you back in. You’re not alone. I too fell victim to the temptation ... Read More »

Drunk Diary

LOCATION: Main Street. Newark Delaware.  DRINK OF CHOICE: Peach Ciroc/Wawa Raspberry Lemonade LEVEL OF DRUNKNESS: 8 out of 10  It’s saturday night (Sadderday night) and I’m Drunk. I’m at an apartment on main street and I never even knew there were apartments on top of Ali Baba. I’m amazed. This apartment is pretty dope too. I’m on my second bottle ... Read More »

Blogs I CoSign

*Yeah That’s Dope* Dope Cereals, Dope Cartoons, Hip Hop, Dope Pics, Dope Thoughts. It’s just all around dope. Check it out and let them know Nerd sent you. *Respect The Fresh* Get your dose of Music, Fashion, Entertainment and more here. * Only On Camera *  Dope photography from the point of view of a regular n*gga. Some blogs mixed ... Read More »

#Sadderday (By @BBillions)

One of the saddest sadderdays ever for me. Instagram was broke this morning so I couldn’t stalk my Ex page to see if she wore a hoeish outfit last night to the club. I know she did because she always did after we argued. Her best friend didnt go out  tho. We skyped all night during the storm talking about ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets of The Week

@DragonFlyJonez “N!gga said Wale is top 3 in MMG. N!gga. It’s only 4 of them n!ggas.” @IcantStandShyla “B!tch n!ggas will always be non factors.” @81Smallz “The art of turning your personal enjoyment into a brand.. Don’t f*ck with my mind, talents, or status.. Just try & get down while you can” @GreatScottInc “Don’t judge others just because they sin different ... Read More »

D.O.J (Death of Jean Shorts): Season 3

I know this carpet design too well. This is a bowling alley. I hope this guy is just stopping in to grab a beer and some food because there’s no way he’s going to be able to succeed out there in the bowling lane wearing jean shorts. Not just Jean Shorts but Jean Shorts that come down all the way ... Read More »

DJ Drama Brings out T.I., Asap Rocky & Future at Beer & Tacos in Atlanta (Video)

Last Summer, My partner @BeingSpot told me about these Beer & Taco events In the A every Wednesday. I gotta stop playing and get to one. This past Wednesday DJ Drama brought out T.I, Asap Rocky, and Future. Damn, I need to be in the A, i’m slipping. Shout out to @SteveIsDope with the footage. Read More »

It’s too hot to do anything else but read

Stay in with the AC and read this book. I seen someone on twitter mention it so I copped it. Learn to Co-Create your word your way you savages. Read More »

“See The Problem Is….” By (@BoxdenFresco)

See the problem is n*ggas not cracking their car windows when they park on these hot days. What is your problem? You don’t know how to pay attention bruh? Do you know what happens to a car in the sun with the windows tightly closed? A damn Easy Bake Oven bruh thats what happens. You might as well put some ... Read More »

Nightmares From The Night Shift: @WhoseDre & @MicRNS


Here’s more Nightmares From The Night Shift. May god bless you all @WhoseDre Nerd, the night shift is letting the devil in. While people are having nightmares in their sleep, we living it. People count sheep at night we counting street sweepers and car alarms during the day. You sometimes go to work not knowing what day it is. While ... Read More »

The Secret About Your Significant Other (By @TheBreyKeys)


Ladies, This is for YOU. I’m here to let you in on a secret some of you may be lucky enough to already know. Keep in mind if you are in the honeymoon phase of your relationship and your man still looks at you with that twinkle in his eye, disregard what I’m saying because he still likes you. That ... Read More »

Theme Song For The Day: Gotye – Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra)

I double dog dare you to say this song ain’t uncut dope. Read More »

#SadderDay (By @BBillions)

Today is offically the saddest sadderday everrrrr.. Summer just started. In 1 weeks time I’ve been dumped twice.  My iphone got cut off and worst of all b*tch ass lebron james got a ring … I got so drunk off henny (the offical drink of unemployed goons) last night I tried marvins room texting all my old b*tches and noooobody ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

@Bardastar “If you have 2 boyfriends in one year you are a hoe tho” @_Wavy_ “u lightskin niggas are something else” @DukeStar24 “It’s 90 out and u walking and smoking” @UptownTrizz “Nas fans swear he Malcolm X yo FOH” @VivaLaGiGi_ “U don’t have to like me, I like my damn self” @YolieTheJew “I hope your boyfriend breaks up with you! @OfficialAdele“ ... Read More »

1st Dates Suck Part 3 (By @AL_PATRON)

“P*ssy will always be there, opportunity won’t.” – @bobbylight4real Robert Light couldn’t be any more right. However, he’s responsible for the single worst date in the history of blind dates. That is called irony. After all my previous dating mishaps I decided to fall back & just chill, work and hang out at parties. Robert Light took it upon himself ... Read More »

“Cool Stories”: @Elz_523


If you’re trying to f*ck your boss daughter keep your mouth shut b. **SEND YOUR COOL STORY TO NERDNASH@GMAIL.COM** Read More »

The “Bunny God” Manual: How Julia Stiles Almost Ruined It All (By @FastTimesAtRF)


Dear Julia Stiles and her fans, No. I am so sorry, but just no. Some of us at Nerd At the Cool Table have an appreciation for quality white women and Julia Stiles almost ruined a whole generation of impressionable bunnies with her movies. Hell at one point, I even fell for the Julia Stiles type thinking it was all ... Read More »

#Sadderday (By @BBillions)

You know whats sad? when you in the car with your girl and a better car drive by and she turn her head…break her neck to check the car out….you work so hard to buy her nice things …dont even buy things to keep your car nice and she just looks at another mans car … everything u worked for ... Read More »

“See The Problem is….” (By @BoxdenFresh)

See the problem is n!ggas think they’re too good for tap water. Bruh who do you think you are? You think you Prince Hakim bruh? You think you King Julian from Madagascar bruh? They talking about tap water dirty…..I bet your bed sheets are dirty too so who give a damn. Drink up muhfugga. Before bottles and purifiers, it was ... Read More »

Real N!gga Do’s & Don’ts

— Real n!ggas don’t type “OMG” — Real n!ggas damn near shed tears when they hear Stack Bundle songs — If you never took a nap in your childs bed you not a real n!gga — All real n!ggas will be at Troy ave party tonight — Real n!ggas don’t take sips out of another mans moet bottle in the ... Read More »


Nothing more dope than a nice sloppy Jamaican Platter. The best meal to eat when you’re just miserable, sick and tired of being sick of tired and you just want to drown your sorrows in unhealthy food. Don’t F*ck with clean jamaican spots though, they’re no good. The more dirty the spot the better. Make sure they pile the food ... Read More »

D.O.J (Death Of Jean Shorts): Season 3

D.O.J Season is back again. The 3rd year of the most powerful movement in the country. More and more people are becoming aware of the jean short epidemic and we are glad to say we were the ones to spark this revolution. No, we are not telling you what’s “not cool”, we’re not telling you what to wear, we’re not ... Read More »

The Body Jewelry Hypothesis (By @TheSUNK)

The Body Jewelry Hypothesis is a proposed explanation for the relation between body jewelry and sexual preference phenomena. With this hypothesis, I state that said jewelry predicates said sexual behavior and/or likes. We will take a few examples of certain body jewelry and predict what they say about a woman’s sexual tastes. Without further ado, The Body Jewelry Hypothesis: Tongue Rings- She’s a ... Read More »

#SadderDay (By @BBillions)

You ever wonder what ya girl will do if you die? Like how many weeks will she wait till she start f*cking another n*gga? Ya girl say she love you to death right now… Yall argue yall fight but that’s what all relationships about… But honestly you think she could last 6 months with out giving it up? Shit stressful… ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

@_iamextra “N!ggaz With Iphones Swear They Paris Hilton” @Itsbizkit “Jus cuz u follow unfollow & follow again don’t mean I’m a follow back I see u tho” @YaBoySkeete  “my body can’t take no more fun I think I got the Mexican aids” @Resolutionary_ “”The Heathcliff EP” coming. me on the front w/ the Cosby sweater & ya aunts around me ... Read More »

#SadLifeChronicles: The Serial Lunch Buyer (By @iDisrespecthoez)


In todays installment of the Sad Life Chronicles we are gonna talk about “The Serial Lunch Buyer”…And bro that is one thing you don’t want to be. You ask what the Serial Lunch Buyer is? That’s the dude that think he is going to impress a girl just by giving her shit nonstop. And that’s no way to go about ... Read More »

“See The Problem is…..” (By @Boxdenfresco)

See the problem is n!ggas not using facial cleansers. You must just like to be a dumbass bruh. I really think you enjoy it. How can you expect to be wealthy with squeaky clean credit and good health with clogged facial pores? I personally cant comprehend a situation as such. That damn month old bar of Dove not gon get ... Read More »

Recent Emoji Readings


Nerd The Emoji Reader is back  once again with 2 new readings Kendra The crying laughing face tells me you have a great sense of humor and you can see the humorous side to things instead of always being so serious. The sick emoji worries me. Try Drinking Green Tea in the am. Another thing that worries me are the ... Read More »

Career Creeps (BY @AL_PATRON)

“See the problem is, you looking for understanding in the wrong places & expect to find longevity in your career.” – @BoxdenFresh There are creeps at every office, restaurant & work site alike but certain careers list “pervert” as a prerequisite. Here are the top 5: 1. Dollar van/Cab driver – The epitome of creep, no discretion or care in the world. ... Read More »



— 88% of the people who watched Summerjam on a laptop are lonely (I watched) — If you don’t wash your girls care there’s a 60% chance she’ll cheat on you — If “Ride for my n*ggas” comes on in the club there’s a 80% chance someone will assaulted — 60% of Childish Gambino fans let their girlfriends spoon them ... Read More »

#Sadderday (By @BBillions)

#SaddestDayEver RT @JayRoc87: Soho bout to suprise my girl at wrk RT @JayRoc87: Wow …… Went to suprise my girl with lunch at wrk and some next nigga is there Smh…. Life so sad… You think you got you a good girl, you leave all ya hoes alone, be a great boyfriend, don’t get drunk, don’t be tweeting all crazy, ... Read More »

Questionable Advice (By @Bryanvillone)


1. Drop out of school/quit your job and break up with your significant other. Your focus on innovating is being compromised. You could’ve discovered engine-less human flight by now, but you’re too focused on other things. That’s why I’m gonna discover it first, because I’m lonely and career-less. Nothing else to do. 2. Work at RadioShack part-time for 6 months, ... Read More »

Nightmares from the night shift: @Cbankz


Working night shift will take your soul. It’s really the worst thing ever created. Yeah, your paying the bills and feeding your family but at the same time every once of hope and ambition is being drained out of your body. I did it for 4 years and I will never do it again. I rather do home invasions. So ... Read More »

Weedman Etiquette 101 (By @marqbeyondUKUH)

Let me start this post that I’m sure will be a classic off with these words: I have not ever been in my past or present, a weedman. No diss to my herbal entrepreneurs though, I appreciate you and will continue to purchase $25 – 100 of kush to support your imaginary rap career. Even as reckless and daring as ... Read More »

Wack Cliches (By @BBQx_)

Even the world’s greatest writers struggle to craft great introductions for their articles. BBQ is no different. I am frequently reminded of my literary greatness and insane brilliance:keystroke ratio but it is with much regret that I acknowledge that right now: I’m stuck. There is no great intro to the kind of fuckery that I am about to cover. I ... Read More »

Real N!gga Do’s & Don’ts

— Real n!ggas aint using those new built in smileys on Facebook/Twitter — Real n!ggas know Twitter >>>>> Google — If you use axe body spray you not a real n!gga — Chucks are a real n!ggas flip flops — Real n!ggas don’t ask the bartender for napkins with their drinks — Real n!ggas don’t spray cologne on their wrists ... Read More »

The Recovery (By @Jaq_N_TheBox)

“Reminiscing and I’m not sure how I feel about it” – Jamario Cole “So Many girls Are Single Yet Their Hearts Are Taken.” – @BritHoward This is the final phase of the relapse. The toughest phase. The phase where you realize you don’t wanna feel shame and sadness. The stage where you want it but Your tired of being tired ... Read More »

Blame it on the Alcohol (By @AL_Patron)

“If I wanted to drink responsibly I’d stay sober.” – @realityybites Alcohol is for losers. Alcohol is for sinners. Alcohol is fun. I am a sinner. While companies warn us to be responsible, they always depict drinking as the greatest show on earth, filled with smiles, laughs, lust & dancing at a discotheque. There is that one commercial that tells ... Read More »

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