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#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

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I might steal from ur purse when u drunk but I will never steal from ur crib .. I was raised right — Marcus Graham (@YaboySkeete) February 4, 2016 I remember one time I was so high I climbed in the back seat of my car to lay down — Leroy X (@NoWomanIsRight) February 4, 2016 Niggas tickling your girl ... Read More »

Nightmares From The Night Shift: @Ummheyboo & @ESparkz610

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@ummheyboo Oh my gosh. Where do I start? Let start with the lack of sleep. Naturally, we’re not nocturnal creatures so the adjustment alone is painful. In my experience, your body never fully transitions to working overnight because you have off days (where you’re forced to be on everyone else’s schedule if you need to handle business or hang out) ... Read More »

#QLF “Lift The Fork” Episode 4: Energy Fuel – Brooklyn (Video)

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We’re back in Brooklyn for another episode of healthy and tasty eating! Irv and Kris find a local chain spot, Energy Fuel in Fort Greene, and explore their large menu of wraps, smoothies, juices and PIZZA! That’s right, take a look at how we keep the calorie count low, and the choices satisfying! 386 Myrtle Avenue, Brooklyn NY 11205 347-889-6990 ... Read More »

Tales From The Female Cheaters Part 4

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Anonymous  So, my brother’s best friend and I have been feeling each other since we were in like 6th grade. We never took it anywhere cause he was my brothers patna and something like my brother but the sexual tension was always present and running high. So anyway, I moved on, he moved on and we both got in relationships ... Read More »

6 Signs You’ve Definitley Found Your Twin Flame

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*Via Higherperspectives.Com* You immediately click in a fiery way. You might meet people from time to time that you immediately get along with. It happens. Maybe they were a friend in a past life. But your twin flame? That’s another story entirely. It’s like the both of you bring out this fire in one another. Everything is intense right from ... Read More »

Meditation for Beginners: 20 Practical Tips for Understanding the Mind

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*Via Zenhabits.Net* The most important habit I’ve formed in the last 10 years of forming habits is meditation. Hands down, bar none. Meditation has helped me to form all my other habits, it’s helped me to become more peaceful, more focused, less worried about discomfort, more appreciative and attentive to everything in my life. I’m far from perfect, but it ... Read More »

#AppGod: Color Switch

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Don’t ask where the App God been. Just appreciate that he’s here to drop off a game that will have you under the covers ignoring texts from your bae. Shout out to my daughter for putting me on. Read More »

Stop worrying about your Ex and read this

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Get your mind right because these thighs out here are going to be for that bullsh*t this summer. Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

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i took a bat to his new Rolls Royce, soaked his xbox in water, & dated someone else for 3 yrs but i still got a ring pic.twitter.com/WOx9JrLnEd — Diosa (@doseofasha) January 22, 2016 don’t lose ya family over megapixels and filters — DJ Desert Storm (@piffpaul_) January 22, 2016 Place yourself on “death ground,” where your back is against ... Read More »

Self Control

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*Via EdLatimore.Com* No matter what your individual problem is, the solution is the same. This is because all of your problems have the same thing in common: YOU. If any part of your life is in shambles, then the first place to look for the source is the mirror. Once you are staring the problem in the face and you ... Read More »

#QLF “Lift The Fork” Episode 3: Healthy Nibbles – Brooklyn (Video)

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We’re in for another trip to find some of the healthiest food around! Me and Kris head to Healthy Nibbles in Brooklyn, Yes BROOKLYN!!! and show you how you can enjoy a tasty lunch and…….DESSERT! That’s right, we all know a good meal is concluded by a sweet dessert-especially when it’s organic. Step out of your comfort zone and get in on ... Read More »

Lessons Learned From a Line Cook and Addict Who Turned His Life Around

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*Via @Bachkitchen for Medium.Com* “My life is in shambles — two failed relationships and three kids. I’m the head grill cook and am about to be promoted to Kitchen Manager — I’m in my late twenties, have been in the trenches for 12 years and I’ve seen it all. My most recent failed attempt at family life has me starting over at square one.” ... Read More »

Test Yourself …. How OCD are you?

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We all joke about how OCD we are but how OCD are we really? Here’s a test to see just how much of a f*cking lunatic you are. Click Here: How OCD are you?  Read More »

#QLF “Lift The Fork” Episode 2: Ripe Juice Bar & Grill – Queens (Video)

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Check out Episode 2 as Irv and Kris head to the highly talked about Ripe Juice Bar & Grill in Queens, NY for an epic breakfast! Although they are well known for their smoothies, juices and protein shakes, it’s the wraps and signature omeletes that really stand out. Breakfast is served until 12PM and the menu also offers salad, soup, ... Read More »

50 Foods That Represent Every State in the US

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*Via Yahoo.Com* As a food lover and one who dreams of traveling everywhere on the map and then some, I sought out the defining foods of the United States. Using an unscientific poll, I reached out to college students from across the country and did some research to determine what foods define America, going state by state. With almost 400 responses ... Read More »

DOPE or NOPE

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DOPE  Water with Lime Aaron Rodgers Taraji P Henson Single mothers wilding out on their one night out for the month J Cole documentary on HBO Snapchat video chat Females with the nickname “Yum” or “Yummy” Wiz Khalifa taking his mom to the Golden Globe Awards Styles P on Twitter Flooding your tacos with Cilantro NOPE Minnesota Washington Redskins fans ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

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you can smell the white privilege in the air as soon as you walk into Whole Foods — Cuffs The Legend (@CuffsTheLegend) January 6, 2016 My waxer verbatim “I like guys who look like they’ve sold drugs at some point in their life.” — Jenna (@jennaMarie93) January 6, 2016 Man smh imagine a chick fed up and ready to air ... Read More »

Sickamore on “A Waste Of Time” Podcast

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This man Sickamore just piles gems on top of gems. A great listen. Sickamore discusses being a legendary mixtape DJ, his A&R work, Travis Scott, Phil Jackson and more. Read More »

The Ultimate Guide for Becoming an Idea Machine

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*Via JamesAltucher.Com* The way to have good ideas is to get close to killing yourself. It’s  like weightlifting. When you lift slightly more than you can handle, you  get stronger. In life, when the gun is to your head, you either figure it out, or you die. When you cut yourself open, you bleed ideas. If you’re broke and close ... Read More »

#QLF “Lift The Fork” Episode 1: Calista Superfoods (Video)

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While the obesity, diabetes and high blood pressure rates continues to climb, we at QLF realize that we have a job: to empower you with the knowledge needed to make better choices. The ‘Lift The Fork’ mini series is created by Zeus and Kristin Coral as a way to highlight healthy eating throughout New York City. Eating healthy can be fun — and delicious, ... Read More »

The life lessons that come with not drinking for 2 years

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*Via @AndyMBoyle at Medium.Com* (On the left, 230 pounds, not drinking. On the right, 306 pounds, drinking.) What I learned not drinking for two years Two years ago today I last got shithoused. It was the closing night of theLincoln Lodge, a fantastic comedy venue in Chicago in the back of a now-closed diner. They’ve since moved, but after that ... Read More »

Movie Night: Kingpin (1996)

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You’ve been a savage the last few days, relax and Enjoy this movie with a bae. Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Year

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Never trust bitches thAt charge they cell phones overnight while they sleep — LORDY (@LORDY_BAR) January 5, 2015 dating a twitter nigga is like dating two diff niggas at once — burrito supreme (@avocad00o) December 22, 2014 How many 30k tables at Liv we gonna buy until we realize we could’ve bought a bowling alley? — Dre. (@Blueraydre) January 14, ... Read More »

Goal Setting

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*Via TheAttractionVault.Com* Setting goals is an effective method of achieving success in life, whether it be short-term or over the long-term. There are 5 key aspects to creating goals: 1. Be specific Write down goals in specific detail so you can clearly see what you plan to attain and how to achieve it. State exactly what you want and how ... Read More »

5 Signs You’ve Definitely Found Your Calling

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*Via HigherPerspectives.Com* 1. The right people seem to appear in your life. When you’ve found your calling, you enthusiastically approach every new day. As a result, instead of attracting all the wrong people, people that hold you back and hook you on the wrong things, you’ll find that the right people show up. People who mentor you, help you grow, ... Read More »

What I Learned from Four Years Working at McDonalds

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*Via @NorquayKate for Medium.Com* From 18–22 I spent four years working at McDonalds. I worked a mix of part and full time over these years, always failing to find a ‘better’ job. I never advanced up the rungs, never was a manager, never achieved anything of significance in my time there. Basically I was the absolute stereotype of a deadbeat ... Read More »

9 Success Habits of Wealthy People That Cost Nothing

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*Via Entrepreneur.Com*  Have you ever you wondered how certain people have gotten so successful? Sure you have. A great idea, motivation, persistence, and a little luck helps, but most successful people share certain habits. Here are nine habits that have helped place them on the top: 1. They meditate. Ray Dalio, the founder of Bridgewater Associates, told The Huffington Post in 2013 that “Meditation, ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

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If his shoes got spikes you know he gone knock you down to be close on stage with the rappers — Jazma (@__brookbrook) December 16, 2015 The only advice worth a fuck is tailored advice from a source with a good track record. Shit, take this with a grain of salt if you like. — Illimitable Man (@IllimitableMan) December 16, ... Read More »

An In-Depth Look At The Picture That Killed The Dab in Charlotte

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*Via @Deftlyinane for Medium.Com*  How do you do, fellow kids? Have you heard of the dab? Well, a few weeks ago, Carolina Panthers quarterback and gleeful Kryptonian Cam Newton did the dab after scoring a touchdown against the Tennessee Titans, but apparently he lingered in the end zone just a bit too long. Some people took offense to that, mainly ... Read More »

Movie Night – Sleepers (1996)

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You’ve been running around all year. Stay in, cuddle and check this out. Read More »

DOPE or NOPE

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DOPE  All Black Timbs Getting a fresh Baldy Sweet Chin Music beer by Dead Rabbits Brewing Co 4 Wings & Shrimp Fried Rice Carolina Panthers Camera Noir App Game Natural Leaf Yaris Sanchez new image Creed The Wire Season 4 Episode 11 NOPE Meek Mill violating probation Peanut Butter M&M’s Eating bad and catching the itis that lasts a full ... Read More »

The Suffering Of The Lost Boys

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*Via illimitableMen.Com* “When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.” – William Shakespeare Contents: 1.) Introduction 2.) Father Hunger 3.) Pain of The Lost Boy 4.) The Lost Boy, A Feminist Bastard 5.) How The Lost Boy Copes 6.) How A Lost Boy Quits 7.) Advice For A Lost Boy 8.) ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

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I milly nap on any couch — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) December 6, 2015 When she gets her ass ate for the 1st time pic.twitter.com/nDvJYYF4vh — BAWSEKITTY (@bawsekitty) December 2, 2015 All you gotta do is keep quiet and people won’t know how crazy you may or may not actually be 🙃 — Hotline Ting (@AujaBomaye) December 2, 2015 I had ... Read More »

10 Simple Ways To Kill Your Dreams

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*Via lmt-lss.Com* “At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.” ― Salvador Dali Dreams hold a significant place in almost everyone’s life. By dreaming big, people motivate themselves to achieve bigger things. But for most people, dreams merely mean things they wished they ... Read More »

America Has Been At War 93% of the Time – 222 Out of 239 Years – Since 1776

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*Via WashingtonsBlog.Com* 1776 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamagua Wars, Second Cherokee War, Pennamite-Yankee War 1777 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Second Cherokee War, Pennamite-Yankee War 1778 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War 1779 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War 1780 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War 1781 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, ... Read More »

Why $15 An Hour Minimum Wage Will Destroy Black Entrepreneurship

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*Via BlackNews.Com* Nationwide — Black people have a bad habit of trying to find the most comfortable way to stay at the bottom. We got angry over President Clinton’s reform on TANF. We fight for the expansive rights of conjugal visits. Now, we are in a battle over the minimum wage law. What kills the black community most is that ... Read More »

17 Hilarious Graphs That Perfectly Describe Life As An Introvert

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*Via HigherPerspectives.Com* Being an introvert isn’t always easy. Our mannerisms, tendencies and behaviors seem to baffle people, except for other introverts as well. Finding another introvert is great. You can talk about the fun things you like to do by yourself. Then you can just go home and do those things. Awesome. People don’t often understand how introverts work. They ... Read More »

Change Your Story to Change Your Life

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*Via ZenHabits.Net* Whenever we undertake a new change in our lives — whether it’s starting a new job or business, or changing a new habit — we tell ourselves a story about it. We’re the hero of our story. Unfortunately, it’s not usually a very good story — it involves the hero not believing he or she can do it, ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

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So a dab is a fake sneeze, basically? — Sodapop Curtis (@Havtastic) November 19, 2015 Subway gotta provide mad free lunches to public schools in an effort to make up for them funding creepy ass Jared Fogle’s fetishes — Ghost of Uncle Ron (@RegularAssRon) November 19, 2015 Ron Isley pulled a sword out on R Kelly in the contagious video. ... Read More »

Beige Phillip 10 Principles (Video)

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“Don’t let a woman define you, Define yourself” – Beige Phillip Listen to Beige Phillip drop 10 gems on women, relationships & life. Read More »

4 Habits of Incredibly Focused People

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*Via Inc.Com* 1. Understand the why First of all, start to understand the why. If you have a clear understanding of why you have to or wish to do certain things, it will increase your willpower and keep you motivated until you achieve your goals. 2. Eliminate distractions In order to increase your concentration, you have to eliminate everything that ... Read More »

8 Things Every Person Should Do Before 8 A.M.

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*Via @BenjaminPHardy for Medium.Com* Life is busy. It can feel impossible to move toward your dreams. If you have a full-time job and kids, it’s even harder. How do you move forward? If you don’t purposefully carve time out every day to progress and improve — without question, your time will get lost in the vacuum of our increasingly crowded lives. Before ... Read More »

10 Best Lines Steve Jobs Used in a Presentation

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*Via Inc.Com* There was only one Steve Jobs, and it’s easy to see why we’re so fascinated with him. A twin separated at birth; a visionary who made products that changed how we use technology; a college dropout who studied coding and calligraphy for fun; a wisdom-seeker who spent months wandering India barefoot in a sarong. Oh, and after a long ... Read More »

Don’t Talk To Women Like Men

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*Via The Red Pill* Do NOT talk to women like you’d talk to men. Do NOT talk to them like you’ve previously talked to women. Talk to them in their language. I’ll explain. Women communicate through actions and body language. What she says isn’t inherently important. It’s what shedoes that matters. That being said, she’s watching your body language and ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

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Twitter taught me that it’s possible to be intrigued by a person solely from their thought process. — The Transporter™ (@JUST_JEANIUS) November 6, 2015 Tell ya bitch a joke right now. If she don’t laugh, she’s fucking somebody else — Bhef Veli (@vokarondon) November 6, 2015 Sometimes you gotta subtweet people that don’t even have Twitter. — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) ... Read More »

Do We Miss An Ex Or The Idea Of An Ex

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*Via Lmt-lss.Com* There are details about the break-up to over analyze along with every little instance of problems in the relationship when it existed. There’s the ‘good times’ and the ‘bad times’ to discuss. And of course, there’s the ‘I knew it was going to end when this/that happened’ moment that you have to peel apart and rip to shreds ... Read More »

Want vs Need: Why you just can’t seem to fix yourself

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*Via Red Pill* I believe that one concept stands above all others in life when determining success: Want vs Need Why do you procrastinate so much? Why can’t you get your sorry ass to the gym? Why can’t you get any pussy? Why can you spend hundreds of hours reading and commenting on the red pill and really be no ... Read More »

Ignore Everybody

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*Via @schneidertobias for Medium.com* As part of a talk I’m giving in dozens of cities around the world the last couple months, I mention 5 principles that help me when approaching new side projects. Especially when speaking about new ideas I often like to speak about the concept of “Ignore Everybody”. My main inspiration comes from a book with the ... Read More »

How To Be Happy

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*Via illimitablemen.Com* “Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.” ― Mahatma Gandhi If somebody had told me what I’m about to tell you when I was a teenager, my life could have gone down a completely different path. Recently I received a message where I felt it necessary to reveal some ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

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When you washed… Once you rub ya feet together you going to sleep soon — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) October 30, 2015 U not getting in my car with that future hat on & im dead serious bro. We’ll meet u there — Dre. (@Blueraydre) October 30, 2015 Some people are just draining for the soul — Meesh (@mitsuumeeshi) October 28, ... Read More »

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