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Plan B? (By @OohCrissy)


I have no interest in returning to school, I’m technically a college drop out.. But I’ve realized traditional schooling isn’t for me. I know me well enough to know this and to continue to acquire debt for a piece of paper, I don’t really care to acquire is pointless… What about the knowledge Cristina ? The credentials ? I don’t ... Read More »

Clean mind, clean body……Sh!t Real (By @OohCrissy)

mind and body

Your body is directly correlated to your mind, the body is the servant to the mind. If you want to be honest with what shape your mind is in, look at your body, examine your health.. How do you feel in your body? Are you comfortable? Disgusted? Proud? Ashamed? Think of your mindstate. I completely let myself go in college, ... Read More »

Am I a Hoe? (By @AujaBomaye)


I think every day for a week straight I’ve seen a hoe conversation on the Twitter Machine. Every single day. Relationship expectations and “talking” and “fucking” and “dating” and “I mean they cool or whatever”-ing. All week long I say. And it reminded me of this research I been doing so I happened to ask someone about the rules and ... Read More »

How to “Netflix and Chill” with Success (By @Smitty1423)


Cuffin Season is right around the corner so here are a few tips to properly “Netflix and Chill. 1. Setting the Stage I wouldn’t advise “Netflix and Chillin” the first date due to the fact it is a very personal experience. If it’s successful for you by all means do it. This type of event is most effective the second ... Read More »

“See The Problem is……” (By @BoxdenFresco)


See the problem is you’re willing to risk your life to make a left hand turn. What is wrong with you bruh?? That just tells me you don’t manage risk well. You can’t just do shit without calculating the risks. Left hand turns are risky bruh. Unprotected nights of passion are risky bruh. But sometimes it’s worth it. You might ... Read More »

Summer of Souls: The Humbling (By @DJFolk)


Yeah this is the chilling truth about when your soul turns ghoulish and you gotta get your mojo back beloved. Nerd might post this shit..might be too real and deep for most but it will touch someone dog….  Yeah i went thru it my nigga. Partnership on my shoe store dissolved. Money got tight. When things started to get dark, ... Read More »

Quick Little Gems Dealing With Women Pt. 35 (By Kevm3)


A lot of women live up to the standard that the men uphold. A lot of men complain about a lack fo quality women, and yet when they praise women, the only kind of woman that shows up is some stripper in a thong or some such similar breed of woman. When women see this is the kind of woman ... Read More »

Twitter Is A Place (By @InTheFade)


*Via Medium.Com/@inTheFade* I’ve been looking at the number every day for a while, keeping track of its rise, watching carefully as it slow crawls — or some days jogs — toward 100,000. Right now I have 98, 365 tweets under my belt. That’s spread out over eight years. That’s 12,000 tweets a year. About 1,000 a month. Approximately 34 tweets a day. And if ... Read More »

A Glimpse Of Death (By @BlackDannyOcean)


Tuesday July 21st, 2015. Approximately 11:20 PM.  It’s a beautiful night in Downtown Atlanta, GA. I had just left my Editor-in-Chief’s house after crafting a few posts for this very site and fantasizing about the upcoming OVO Fest, which my staff and I planned to attend. After a session of laughs, good music and hard work, I shook hands with ... Read More »

Gotta Hear Both Sides (By @AujaBomaye)


Like that annoying Jehovah’s Witness who KNOWS you’re home and keeps knocking til you answer, rather rudely, I might add, I’m back with another testimony. Twitter has been talkin about this Drake/Meek situation for bout 56 nights straight jack!! It’s really the most interesting thing to happen in hip-hop since… well it’s been a while since something THIS interesting has ... Read More »

The Differences Pt. 1 (By @lamondredeshawn)


We live in an era where differences of opinions aren’t really a difference of opinion anymore. By that, I mean nobody likes to agree to disagree. Prime example, if we are talking about basketball, the biggest argument is always about M.J. vs. LeBron.  Although these two have never physically played against each other, basketball fans like me still argue who ... Read More »

10 Movies You Need To See If You Were Born After 1989 (By @SHREMPwithaE)


Movies to a certain extent shape how we feel and react to certain events. Sometimes a movie can be so great/important it can move an entire culture of people for decades. Movies come and go constantly, but something has to be said for a movie that is just as great 15 or 20 years after it was released. Before you ... Read More »

Great Sex, Crazy Motherf*cker (By @BlackDannyocean)


We human beings are creatures who are much more savage than we like to acknowledge. Think about the simple things that are monuments to our primal behavior. How we become irritable when we’re hungry. How we behave irrationally when extremely aroused. The cravings that occur which we must fulfill – a sweet tooth, thirst etc. Many of the things that ... Read More »

Quick Little Gems Dealing With Women Pt. 34 (By KevM3)


Never, ever abandon your friends once you get a woman. As soon as she ends up leaving, you’ll be stuck on your lonesome. ***** Time heals wounds. Right now, it’s tough to bear because something that you’ve been accustomed to has been removed from you. It’s like if you drink coffee every day for 10 years, and then all of ... Read More »

“She’s not coming back. Bro” (By @The_kp_Show)


“I wish I cared. I ain’t got 1 feeling. If they move on and someone makes em happy, coooool. You can’t be bitter, that’s selfish” -One of the greatest poets of our time, Future Hendrix, That should be the motto. For everyone. Not just men, but women, too. Thing is, if they don’t care, why should you? Ask yourself what ... Read More »

5 Things Missing From Music Streaming Services (By @ColdKnowledge)


So on my phone I have Pandora, Spotify, Tidal, Apple Music, Songza, Rhapsody, Google Music, Rdio, DatPiff and Spinrilla. More times than most I use all of them at some point during the month. One day I was sitting down and started wondering why do I go from one app to the other so constantly? Well that’s because all of ... Read More »

An Open Letter to Lil Wayne (By @SermonsDomain)


Dear Weezy, We have to talk. Do you have a minute? I know the studio is like a drug for you, but come sit down for a moment. Where do we start? Something has to change. And by something, I mean everything. You’re just now under the line of coastin’ through your career and music in 2015. This is Eminem ... Read More »

Women & Weed: High Diary Vll (By @AujaBomaye)


High diary, July 4th weekend was pretty fuckin lit actually but this was the last weekend I’m allowing myself any kind of fun until fall gets here. As much as it’s been raining lately I really won’t even need much of a reason to stay put. This was also the last weekend I’m saying “lit” I think. I really don’t ... Read More »

Truth Or Dare? (By @JlSolivan)


Truth or dare? If you chose truth, let me ask you “Are you living life to the fullest? Do you feel fulfilled?” If you were bad ass and chose dare, “I dare you to step out of your comfort zone and live life to the fullest, go someplace you’ve never been and do something you’ve never done”! I just got ... Read More »

How the craze for a Bigger Butt/small waist changed the health/fitness industry. (By @Zeusdagreat91)


* drinks protein shake and does a couple push-ups to get my chest up for this comment *                   ” squats do not make your butt bigger !” It’s all a fraud. From 30-day squat challenges, to countless posts about how squats will give you the perfect ‘apple bottom’ you’ve been searching ... Read More »

I’m Not A Feminist (By @turoxshakur)


*ducks and covers* Now, now, I know what you’re thinking, “How could she be a woman and not care about the equality of women? Does she not want the same respect that men get? Does she not want the same wage?” Calm down, of course I do. Just because I don’t want to be equal to a man (which I ... Read More »

Quick Little Gems Dealing With Men Pt. 1 (By @_sugatits)


Everyone thinks that (s)he is an expert on the opposite sex, even those that claim to know nothing at all. When I was asked to weigh in on this topic, I was iffy. The last thing I want is to come off as a misinformed airhead, spewing ridiculous advice about dealing with the male populous. I mean, I only know ... Read More »

Quick Little Gems Dealing With Women Pt. 33 (By Kevm3)


There are very few ‘gems’ left in modern society. Most women are doing their thing. Abandon God? Nah. The only thing you’re going to find with those two-timing type of women is just how scandalous women can be when they’re cheating on you and the such. It’s difficult for a man of faith to find a wife… any man for ... Read More »

A Caged Mind (By @lamondredeshawn)


Writers block is the worst thing you could possibly have – that isn’t an actual disease. You’re creative writing skills are in limbo and it’s basically purgatory for writers. You sit there thinking for hours, days and sometimes even weeks if it’s that bad. It’s like you have this itch to write about something, so you start writing down ideas ... Read More »

My flourishing obsession for Future music forced me to write this 3000 word thesis. (By @iHate_Chris)


Future momentum is gaining by the day. The #futurehive is buzzing louder than ever. My only question is where did it all come from? I mean Future has been on countless hit records throughout the past few years. Seems a rather private person in the public eye. I can relate to wanting privacy, but #FutureMusic is completely opposite from that. The excessive lyrical ... Read More »

Women & Weed: To Be Honest ….. Vol 2 (By @Aujabomaye)


I got beef yall. I’m hurt and I just wanna talk about it right quick… Can I? Is that okay?? Okay, good. I want to know why men and women have such a hard time being friends with one another. Besides the obvious. (Sex. I’m talkin sex here.) What is it that gets betwixt us and keeps us from forming ... Read More »

Quick Little Gems Dealing With Women Pt. 32 (By KevM3)


When you like yourself and you are comfortable with yourself and you actually get out and about and you put yourself in different environments and you live life without the intent of ‘catching this or that woman’, you end up enjoying yourself a lot more and you get much higher quality of a woman. Why? Because you’re not putting on ... Read More »

“Oh, b!tch…..” (By @Kadenjax)


You’re over it, be honest with yourself. At this point you’re just waiting impatiently for the end.  But, damn …breaking up in your wild-out days is a hell of a lot different than in your almost/early30s Ishouldjustsettle days. SINGLE? Yikes. I mean, you like music but clubs are irritating and you’re tipsy/sleepy after one drink, anyway. You like attention, but ... Read More »

Summer Of Souls (By @KhairyX_)


Discovering more than what meets the eye.  Many of us seem to know exactly who we are, but that visualization doesn’t seem to make it as far as the eye can see. We have these images of what we want and who we are, but does this image ever have a chance to manifest itself into 3-D form? Do the ... Read More »

Lazy Box 101 (By @Nisyy_)


Hi, it’s me again. I’m on my freak shit again so I need you to do me a big favor. First off, don’t read this unless you’re alone. Second, don’t read this if you don’t want your hormones jumping. Do you masturbate? If you do there’s nothing wrong with it, in my opinion. If you don’t, well you just don’t. ... Read More »

Women & Weed: High Diary VI (By @AujaBomaye)


High Diary, Well more like Dear Summer, I just want to take this opportunity to give thanks. Many maaaaaaany thanks. I don’t know what higher powers or spirits or tribunal members got together and did what, but Dom Kennedy is dropping an album smack dab in the middle of COOKOUT SEEEEEEEEEAAASSSSSOOOOOOOONNNN!!!! I could cry. I could just break down and ... Read More »

Gentlemen Do Exist (By @iAm4rmJupiter)


There are women who seem to proliferate and say they want a man to treat them with respect, with affection or whatever it is they claim to speak upon.  At the same time….saying there is no such thing as a gentleman, which is false.  A plethora of ladies have never experienced courtship, have never had a man hold the door ... Read More »

“Soul Snatching” (By @Nisyy_)


This submission is for the grown and mature I guess. Some wouldn’t understand and many may have never even experienced the ultimate experience. And you’re like the fuck is the experience? Did you read the fuckin title? No worries. I’m gonna break it down for you… I don’t know about anyone else but I tend to do a lot of ... Read More »

Women & Weed: To Be Honest …. (By @AujaBomaye)


Felt like I needed to shake the table with this one. If I get too rowdy with this topic lemme know; I am high after all, I have no idea what I’m rambling on about. Yes I’m back with another one, but I wanna take things in a different direction this time around. I mentioned in a previous installment that ... Read More »

The Dark Side of Meeting Your Twitter Crush (By @TonyTuss)


Dating on Twitter is tricky because it’s easy to feel like you know someone you never met, based on their thoughts and photos. You get up bright and early every morning to read their overnight tweets like the newspaper. You have perfect attendance on their Instagram page and double tap everything he/she has to offer. Their witty tweets are entertaining ... Read More »

5 Guys Walk Into A Bar … (By @YeahRifaSaidit)


The responses to “5 Chicks Walk Into a Bar” were so dope yesterday that I felt compelled to do a guy version. I like my opinion but in order for it to be genuine it hadddddd to come from a primary source. So, I recruited a guy and after a hilarious, nearly 2 hour session of brainstorming this is what ... Read More »

Am I Gonna Hit Send Or Not?? (By @YeahRifaSaidit)


“…when I put my pride aside, I be doing the most.”           -Chris Brown, “Drunk Texting” Hi, my name is Sharifa and I am a chronic drunk texter. Everybody say, “Hiiiiiiii Sharifa.” If I’m feeling you, I’m gonna drunk text you and I’ve had enough drunken nights/days/maybemorningsbutdon’tjudgemylife to know how this entire thing goes. *magical movie harp ... Read More »

Tidal for all ….. Except My Broke Ass (By @AujaBomaye)


I was nervous about writing this one because being critical of King Hov gets you charged with high treason these days and the punishment is a label not even the heaux from The Scarlet Letter could stand to carry…. Apparently, being conscious enough to recognize the flaw in Jays blueprint for the powerhouse that Tidal is supposed be makes you ... Read More »

Do You Have A Moment To Talk About The Best Rapper Alive? (By @AujaBomaye)


If you didn’t know I was talking about Drake, you need to take a moment. And if you don’t agree that he is, take two and call me in the morning. Yes this is a Drake think piece. And welcome to it. Leave your phone on that nightstand. I guess I should qualify and say that I think Jay-Z WAS ... Read More »

Quick Little Gems Dealing With Women Pt. 31 (By KevM3)


If you perceive her as a decent woman, don’t waste time ‘hoing’ her out ***** We as men complain about not being able to find decent women, but then so many men end up hitting and quitting ’em and turning them into the kind of woman we despise. ***** One of the biggest problems we have in this day and ... Read More »

I Love New York (By @_Anamaniac)


No matter how tough you want to portray yourself to be or act like you’re cold hearted, deep down inside we all want love. You can act butt hurt all you want, but you hope to find someone to change that for you and hopefully sweep you off of your feet. Well, I think that’s more possible if you lived ... Read More »

Quick Little Gems Dealing With Women Pt. 30 (By KevM3)


One of the keys to life is just focusing and finding joy in those things that are in your control and learning to do without those things that aren’t. I can choose what I study in my freetime. I can fill my day with activities I enjoy. I can choose the thoughts I allow in my head. The culmination of ... Read More »

Letter To High School Student Athletes (By @TonyTuss)


What’s up Superstars, I’m writing you this letter so you never say, “I wish I knew then, what I know now.” Everything I should have known then, I’m telling you now. This is the cheat sheet I wish someone handed me when I was in your shoes. I can’t guarantee you won’t go through tough times, but I can guarantee ... Read More »

Women & Weed: High Diary V (By @AujaBomaye)


High Diary, As I sit here listening to Now off of Future Vandross’ newest installation 56 Nights, for the 34th time in a row, I can’t help but wonder if he’s alright. I mean like reeeally alright. You can hear the depression and spilled codeine drippin off this tape. I feel like I’m on the other side of that haze ... Read More »

A Definitive Guide To What Your Haircut Says About You (By @ChezThePrez)

old man kid

A definitive guide to some of today’s popular haircuts and what those haircuts say about the owner: 1.  The Regular Low: You’re the every day man. You’re not one for the flash or waves.  You’d rather play it safe with your haircuts.  You’re not much of a risk taker in the style department.  You could either be an investment banker or ... Read More »

Women & Weed … Menage with Mary Jane (By @AujaBomaye)


What’s good folks?? You guys thought I forgot about you, didn’t you?? Well I didn’t. I was just locked in the basement of my own life like Will Smith and Tisha Campbell in that one funny episode of Fresh Prince. I only recently escaped. The wifi sucked down there. Anywho… I’m here today to testify about a most glorious union. ... Read More »

Quick Little Gems Dealing With Women Pt. 29 (By KevM3)


I find life best lived when you focus on things IN your control and not out of your control. I don’t know the time or the date when the woman I’m supposed to spend the rest of my life with is going to show up. I can’t control what some particular woman I’m dealing with is doing. What I can ... Read More »

My Open Letter (By @LamondreDeshawn)


I try to not have my post be so personal when I write because I want my thoughts to be presented clearly but also I don’t want to sound like I’m writing in a diary. But sometimes you get to the point where you can’t explain what’s going on or why certain things happen, but you just know that it ... Read More »

Women & Weed: High Diary 4 (By @AujaBomaye)

breakfast club

High Diary, I should begin this entry with a Hail Mary of sorts. I was supposed to be detoxing off the herb for another new job opportunity but quitting weed always makes me feel like a hypocrite or something. Every time I lay my Dutches down for even the smallest amount of time, I go through an existential crisis over ... Read More »

Women and Weed …. The Wait (By @AujaBomaye)


“Hey… you in the area? Can I get a dub from you right quick?” I’ve bemoaned these words via text so many times my phone auto completes the sentences for me now. Yall know me, I’m all about a good interpersonal supplier/buyer relationship, but we really gotta discuss something important. It’s getting out of hand. And every user across the ... Read More »

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