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Beard Gang Rules (Guest Blog by @The_S_S and @LunchGod)

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“Without a Struggle; There Can Be No Progress” Frederick Douglass “I know it’s some dudes out there that think all they gotta do is grow a beard and that’s the end of the process.  Nah.  The beard is just a piece of the puzzle.  It’s like a suit of armor.  Can’t just rock the helmet and boxers.  You gotta put ... Read More »

A Message To Broke N*ggas (By @OzzyStardust)

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Via Lust Liberty “For every Leonardo da Vinci, there’s a Paul Cezanne.  For every Mark ZukerBerg, there’s a Mark Cuban.  For every Mike Tyson, there’s a Dewey Bozella. For every Chief Keef, there’s a 2 Chainz.  Destiny isn’t up to us unfortunately. The decision to have faith, be a good pure person, find our passion, work hard, prepare for and ... Read More »

The Lonely 10 (By @KellsMania)

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Being Lonely Has NOTHING To Do With Being Alone, Lonely Is A State Of Mind. Being In A Relationship Will Never Fulfill You, You Have To Be Happy With Yourself Before You Can Be Happy Doing Anything Else. Females Usually Commit Lonely Suicide & Have Plenty Warning Signs That A lonely Life Awaits Them… Here Are 10 Signs Not In ... Read More »

Quick Little Gems On Dealing With Women Pt. 8 (By KevM3)

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Big shout out to the boss player KevM3 & The Whole Coli Fam **** I’m going to break you cats off another bar of this realism. When you go about choosing women, you have to pick amongst the ones that CHOOSE YOU FIRST. In other words, she’s shown definite interest in you without you having to do anything to impress ... Read More »

Main B*tch Manual 1.1: “Why you’re single” (By @GirlsAboutLife)

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Main B*tch Manual 1.1 I Know Why You’re Single, Do You? Before you can attain the title of The Main Bitch , you need to understand why you haven’t been chosen. I know most likely you think you’re perfect, you’re not. I have done my research, and asked a few men close to me what makes women undateable. I got ... Read More »

Playlist For Conquering a Broken Heart (By @Dr_NiamaMalachi)

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Step 1: This actually happens in the midst of or immediately after the break up .  You’re confused.  You’ll probably listen to Lyfe, “Let’s Stay Together” or something.   Totally annoying phase.  Totally.  This phase can last a couple days or years, however long, it’s annoying as F_ck. Step 2: You’ll be pretty pissed for a bit, so you’ll probably want ... Read More »

#Sadderday (By @BBillions)

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I’m here 2 discuss a problem that 84% of the men 16 – 34 in American suffer from… It can be deadly, leads to depression, very time and money consuming and/or get you killed… It doesn’t discriminate. Comes in all shapes and sizes and affects every race. The rich, the poor, the dumb, the intelligent…even happens to a true player ... Read More »

A #SadderDay Short Film (By @DreadieW)

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I won’t lie this short film is a little weird but just the fact that someone was willing to make one out of appreciation for the Sadderday movement is a blessing. Shout out to @DreadieW Read More »

Quick Little Gems On Dealing With Women Pt. 7 (By KevM3)

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Shout out to KevM3 & The Whole Coli Movement. ***** The key to real success in dealing with women is mind control… The key is not in controlling HER mind, but it’s in controlling YOUR mind. You really have to keep your thoughts in check. Jesus said a man is what he thinks… and it’s true. You have to look ... Read More »

A Conversation with @Al_Patron (By @KeepItRealCole)

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The 1st book from Al Patron is exactly what the inside of his head looks like when he’s being honest. From politics, women, Jesus and even Oprah, there is nothing off limits. You’ll be entertained while having your thoughts provoked in ways you’ve never imagined. Some of you may be familiar with my “Keep It Real” posts, some of you ... Read More »

See The Problem Is… (By @BoxdenFresco)

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See the problem is n!ggas still can’t pump a even number at the gas tank. Why is that so tough for you bruh? You can’t just pump $30 even, why do you keep getting that extra $.01 bruh?? That tells me your timing, hand and eye coordination, and focus are all outta place. You got real work to do. You ... Read More »

#Sadderday (By @BBillions)

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Oh, You think sadness is your ally? You merely adopted being sad. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see happiness until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding… Many ppl are out here trying to destroy our sad empire… What we’ve work so hard to build by spreading lies ... Read More »

Kanye West’s Breakdown Rant Decoded (By @OzzyStarDust)

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WARNING: This is an article for readers, thinkers, music/art lovers and appreciators(Some may say I’m looking to deep into this stuff, but fuck it it’s the weekend I ain’t got shit to do today, proud #LonelyTweeter plus I don’t get high so imma discuss musical art on Nerd’s site.  Weird people like myself are always on there looking for the ... Read More »

Quick Little Gems On Dealing With Women Pt. 6 (By KevM3)

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SHOUT OUT TO KEVM3 & EVERYONE OVER AT THE COLI *** There are two keys to most women, especially in this day and age. They love attention and they are easily bored. Let’s also couple that with the knowledge that women find it hard to keep themselves entertained, so entertainment is another avenue that women are largely dependent on men ... Read More »

Black History Month: Get rid of it or Keep it? (By @EssentialTwist)

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Fux Black History Month: At 21 years old, I’ve come to the conclusion, like many others have, that it’s time to eliminate Black History Month. Quite simply, I see absolutely no purpose in it and it feels as though that by continuing it, it holds the people that are supposed to be celebrated during that time, back. I remember the ... Read More »

What Happens When White People Are Finally Othered: JenthePen vs Raqi (By @Ladylex02139)

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Last week on Love and Hip Hop NY, after arguing with Raqi Thunda about the dissolution of their radio show that never quite happened, Jen “the Pen” Bayer let her white privilege show. From the street Raqi, an Algerian-Puerto Rican Muslim, jabs “Good luck getting on!”. To which Jen responds, from her chauffeured car, window half closed, “I’m white, honey. ... Read More »

Quick Little Gems On Dealing With Women Pt. 5 (By KevM3)

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What really makes it so difficult is that a lot of the women America is reaping are really not worth the time. People love to use those bitter, angry or fearful labels when you point out what’s really going on, but the reality is THEY are the ones who are bitter, angry and fearful that the beautiful fantasy they’ve concocted ... Read More »

Super Bowl Party Rules (By @AL_Patron)

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“My baby mom, I mean my girl; I mean my wife won’t even let me watch the game this year.” – Robin Mendeeces Flowers There are certain events that are part of Americana. Memorial Day, July 4th, Labor Day amongst others but one day on the calendar unites us all like no other; Super Bowl Sunday. This is the most ... Read More »

How To DM Her (By @_Wavy_Crockett)

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1. Say something that will catch her attention, in other words say something funny. Every chick on this earth enjoys a funny dude and a good laugh, even if she wasn’t planning on replying that joke made her say “Haha” or “lol” 2. Save the “What’s ups?”, the “Hey beautiful” and  the “You look familiar  do I know you from ... Read More »

Quick Little Gems Dealing With Women Pt.4 (By KevM3)

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It is very possible for men and women to be friends, but to expect the same things from a female friend that you would a male friend is where people get caught up and get it wrong. She’s not your road dawg who you tell everything to. To merely see females as sexual beings is vastly limiting your human experience ... Read More »

The Google, Wikipedia & Ask Jeeves Friends (By @RecentRipe)

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We live in a world of social networks where if you think about it….you may just create a post or a tweet about it (For Example This Blog). With these social networks you may not even be aiming those tweets to a certain person but her friends sure think different, and why? Because they are Nosey as all Hell! They’re ... Read More »

Things All Real N1ggas Should Have (@Rebel_witacause)

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1.  If you are a smoker, and don’t know what Blunt Power is–you need to find out!  It’s a concentrated air freshener that removes all–er–cannib related smells–immediately.  It’s a must have in the car, and can also be used indoors (although I have some serious questions about the potential health effects of a product that is able to pull a ... Read More »

Tis The Season To Save Money (By @iyonah)

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Hey… It’s me again. The lady who likes to ask questions only you have the answer to. Tax season is here for some of us who work in the financial realm and postponed for all those waiting to splurge. Like you, I sometimes fall short, struggle and have the need to come up with cash quick. I know a lot ... Read More »

Rebounding 101 (By @_Wavy_Crockett)

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rebound:  (a) to recover from a setback (b) a substitute  for when your starter gets traded or injured. “Everybody at some point in their life has been the rebound or done the rebounding. When doing so, just make sure you box out.” -@Younghue_hef Breakups aren’t bad if you box out and crash the boards. All you need is the right ... Read More »

#Sadderday: The Saddest Fight Scene Ever

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Had to watch this fight scene 3 times to actually figure out what I was actually seeing. Easily the saddest fight scene you’ll ever see. Read More »

Why Tahiry Is The Cool Chicks’ New Favorite Cool Chick (By @Rebel_witacause)

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When I first heard that Tahiry was gonna appear on Season 3 of “Love and Hip Hop,” I wasn’t really all that excited. We all knew through the Instagram and Twitter grapevine that Kaylin and Joe Budden were an item, and that he and Tahiry were old news. Yeah–Tahiry was still doing her urban modeling thing…and every now and then, ... Read More »

A Main Chicks Worse Nightmare (By @Ima_Writer)

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This topic of discussion might rub some good faithful women the wrong way but then again look who’s writing this. Disclaimer: I’m speaking in a general reference. Not ALL males would agree with me on how I feel and that’s perfectly fine. Side chicks… Are Side Chicks a gift or curse? I’d say a bit of both. What are side chicks ... Read More »

#Sadderday (By @BettySoBased)

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Wattap yall its @BettySoBased. I was asked to share my sad experience from the homie Billz since he ran out of sad shit to say. I dont know how yall niggas are out here happy and shit, while your girl is out in the club taking shots with her friends and Jerome from accounting or even letting her go on ... Read More »

Why She Sticks Around (By @Ima_Writer)

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It’s rather funny to me when women ALWAYS say what they would do when and if a guy were to cheat on them. Isn’t the story always the same? “Oh I’d never stay with a guy that cheats because…” but how true is that statement though? I have compiled a couple of solid factors as to why even though she ... Read More »

Quick Little Gems Dealing With Women Pt. 3 (By KevM3)

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In this day and age, you pretty much have to have a hard to get in, but easy to get out policy… sort of like a hotel at night. You can’t get in without a keycard, but you just have to push the doors to get out. It should be tougher for a woman to get in a relationship with ... Read More »

Tax Season (By @Yung_Flippa)

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Nothing like tax season advice from a guy named Yung Flippa. **** First off, I want to start by saying Happy New Year to all of you, hopefully you haven’t giving up on all those resolutions yet. As all of us hardworking people know the top of the year means one thing, W-2 forms. Yep, it is officially Tax Season ... Read More »

“See The Problem is….” (@BoxdenFresco)

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See the problem is n!ggas not putting the grape jelly in the refrigerator. Bruh what’s wrong with you? You just refuse to follow instructions and do the obvious. Why I can’t make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich at ya crib because ya grape jelly is warm with a weird after taste bruh? The jelly taste like wine bruh. The ... Read More »

What are you going to do in 2013? (By @iyonah)

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As the close of the year approaches lets take a moment to reflect on our own personal goals, achievements, failures and aspirations. Sometimes I have to stop and ask myself what kind of life are you living? What is beneficial for your livelihood and well being? Be it in the moment or hindsight, honest answers to certain questions provoke me ... Read More »

Quick Little Gems Dealing With Women Pt. 2 (By KevM3)

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To be honest with yall, this whole game thing is getting boring to me. It’s fun getting dressed up sharp and having these women looking you up and down and it’s fun chatting with them and all of that, but in the back of my mind I just get this feeling that it’s pretty much a waste of time due ... Read More »

2 Hands 1 Gun (By @ProSttp)

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In light of recent events, a lot of Americans have been asking themselves a lot of questions. Like, who was the better villain, The Joker or Bane? Or, why do television shows have mid-season finales and leave us empty on the inside? Or what should we do about guns? Well, I’m here to answer all of those questions, and more, ... Read More »

#Sadderday (by @BBillions)

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Mannnnn I’m in some deep shit… With the anticipation of the whole ending on 12-21-12 I didn’t even expect to make it to this sadderday… The crazy shit you do when you think Armageddon is approaching smh… I done called allllll my bitches like everyyyy single 1… old bitches, new bitches, even bitches that ain’t even mine yet and confessed ... Read More »

Quick lil Gems Dealing With Women Pt. 1 (By KevM3)

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My man and The-Coli.Com‘s go to expert of all things women, KevM3,  is here to drop a few gems. ********** The one thing most men have come to realize in this day and age is that loyalty is at a deficit and that many women will simply jump on the current ‘hot’ man of the hour. You could be ‘doing ... Read More »

Dear Sneakers (By @RonONealDC)

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Dear Sneakers,  It’s not you. It’s me.  See, when I was younger, there weren’t as many people chasing you. It was just us. I mean, of course you were a bit of a crew lover, but that was ok. I didn’t mind sharing my love for you with my friends. Because we all had similar, yet different, taste.  You’ve always ... Read More »

#Sadderday (By @PudgeIsParched)

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Firstly I want to thank Nerd for letting share my pitiful awful filthy story of MY SADDERDAY LIFE . N!ggas claim sadderday… I LIVE the life . SHOUT OUT  Bills and Nerd for the platform . Anyway, after reading Sadderday stories and showing my friends it’s a fact….IM SAD BY BLOOD NOT RELATSHUNNN.  Two years back (around October 2010)  I ... Read More »

Life Lessons with Uncle Ron

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Every day I learn that nothing is the same. You could be a person who avoids eye contact with people now and later in life, babies won’t trust you. Think of every pretty girl you’ve ever lusted after and never made eye contact with. You wasted an opportunity to look at her pussy. Trust me this makes sense. When you ... Read More »

You’ll Be Broke In 2013 (By @KelSpencer)

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Am I a financial analyst, or a wall street cat, or an economic commentator? Not by a long shot. But just like you, I know what it’s like to be low on dough. And since this is the time of year where most people are spending money they don’t have on stuff they don’t need to impress people they don’t ... Read More »

The Bunny Manual Presents: Seasons Greetings and Cheer (By @FastTimesAtRF)

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Greetings. Sure has been awhile hasn’t it? See, I’d like to think I left you enough free game to get you through this whole shebang but the people knocked on my door one more time. When the people knock, you answer them and give them what they want because that’s the job, plus I’m in the holiday spirit so let’s ... Read More »

Women Who Think Like Men, Attract Men Who Act Like Women. (By @GDSIX)

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Fact. Steve Harvey, Tyler Perry, T.D. Jakes and countless others are making millions brandin themselves as cultural gurus who understand the plight of our black women. Fact. “Think Like A Man” was a dope movie and cleaned up on a good $33.6 million first week.. but, do I really want a women who thinks like me? If so, what type ... Read More »

#Sadderday: The Saddest Birthday Ever (By @BBillions)

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How ironic is it that my bday would land on an actual Sadderday lol… You would think on my day of birth there is no way I could be sad right… Smh you couldn’t be more wrong… I turned 24 and I ain’t ducking child support or got a record deal this ain’t nothing how I imagined… I’m damn near ... Read More »

“Ray Lewis, Michael Jordan” Excerpt from AL Patron’s “Third’s Eye View” Book

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Book drops on the 28th … Order it HERE *** “Be miserable or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.” – Wayne Dyer  Every moment, every second is the first and last of its kind, live this shit. People wake up to go to jobs they hate because they have bills to pay and I respect ... Read More »

Lonely Blog: Why I deleted my Twitter; My Response to @BBQX_ (BY formally known as @ChampagneChicas)

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I am probably the best living evidence of a twitter deleter. I have lived vigorously through 3 different twitter accounts. First it all started off as @suppa_fly. This was my pride and joy. My first twitter account, when twitter wasn’t the highlight of everyones day. I actually used to be able to keep up with my timeline. This is when ... Read More »

Sneak Peak of AL Patron’s “Thirds Eye View” Book

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Here’s a quick preview of @Al_Patron’s “Thirds Eye View” book dropping November 28th You can Pre Order the book HERE III. Virility “You have to be A man, before you can be THE man.” – @Blueraydre via Twitter I remember wanting a pair of Jordan 15’s really bad and being that I did extremely well on my report card my ... Read More »

“See The Problem is….” (By @BoxdenFresco)

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See the problem is n!ggas tire pressure too low. What’s wrong with you bruh?? Ya tires are lacking oxygen and you expect to bend them corners at top speed in the winter? Got ya fuel consumption all outta place bruh. When the hawk out you gotta realize the air in ya tires is contracting bruh. Them molecules hang out together ... Read More »

The Wise Words of My Friend, Jonathan Agugua (By @SenorWhiskey)

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This is my Nigerian friend Jonathon ”Johnny’ Agugua. Some refer to him as J-Goog, some refer to him as Juhnnie, and I sometimes refer to him as “You know the really dark guy I always hang out with with dreds… Wale looking mother fucker?” For the tenure of our friendship, Johnny has said some of the most outlandish but insightful, ignorant yet revolutionary, foolish ... Read More »

Noreaga – Melvin Flynt Da Hustler Appreciation (By @Resolutionary_)

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The year is 1999. The day, August 24th. “Melvin Flynt Da Hustler” drops. Me, 11yrs old, sitting on my porch listening to the convo taking place doesn’t quite understand my older friends’ excitement over this album…yet. I end up catching a few songs playing at random times, borrowing the album from my homeboy on the humble, & the rest is ... Read More »

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