Real men don’t send picture text. That’s the rule I live by. I’ve always been willing to die before I take the time out of my fake famous day to perfectly position myself and simultaneously snap a photo. Looks like I’m the last of a dying breed out here. Alot of men out here demanding respect are in tiny bathrooms sending ... Read More »

It’s Monday morning. All of the anglers are angled out by now. The pictures are sent and can’t be taken back. The angling was either rewarded with peach Ciroc fueled sex or it got saved and sent straight to my email. I guess that’s a gamble the thirsty are willing to take. I aint mad, I aint hating but I ... Read More »

Just one week after Steve Jobs passing….and this is how people are using his creation. I bet he’s rolling over in his grave right now. I hope he comes back to haunt each and every person using his phone to send angling pics. Cheapening the value of that apple sign. Didn’t know white people had this much time on their ... Read More »

As I type this my 4 year old daughter is laying next to me watching Home Alone 2. I’ve done such a great job raising her so far and I will continue to. I will continue to lead her down the path of class and respect. My greatest fear is her angling with a cell phone in her hand. The ... Read More »

I’m willing to bet my life savings none of these people angling and shifting in the mirror read books regularly. A person who feeds themselves knowledge won’t do things like this. That’s just my opinion though. Not one glimmer of aura in this man face. The biggest brim i’ve ever seen in my 27 years of surviving gods green earth. ... Read More »