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#Sadderday: Let’s Be In Love Like It’s The 80’s (By @BBillions)

billsmarch

Man everything in the 80’s looked so much better …fashion, parties, drugs and of course being in love! Before the era of social media dating and everybody in ya business and faking relationships just for likes there was real love! Flicking it up in front of a car or some other crazy back drop with a Polaroid camera draped in ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

goldie

Women are Sadvages now and it's gonna be like this for a while. I'll focus on myself and wait it out tho. — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) February 12, 2017 Shawty bio said "road to the ritches" I know she got some kinda std going on — .private smoke club. (@RediRoc215) February 10, 2017 Some chicks look so good I just ... Read More »

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wrist

Who wrist was that in your snap? — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) January 26, 2017 I quit halfway thru that chest workout today felt like bobby brown when Gary found him coked out in the yellow vette — Daddy Mac (@HBKBrandon) January 26, 2017 Ice Cube the only nigga to ever read a contract. — Nae. (@MissDenae) January 26, 2017 2 ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

nerd

Every 6 months you should look back at who you were 6 months ago and laugh. Stagnation = death. — Michael Medici (@MikeRMedici) January 15, 2017 The Falcons keep hitting Russel Wilson like they don't care that he's a Christian or has his wife at the game — Backwood Ron (@WaterWeedWisdom) January 15, 2017 The Falcons had to win this ... Read More »

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mreeuh

Being unsure about your partner is truly not worth the anxiety — Dr.RaeRae (@TheBuenaventura) January 6, 2017 You can’t even use mixtape cases as ice scrapers anymore…niggas only have soundcloud links — Backwood Ron (@WaterWeedWisdom) January 6, 2017 what you see as an overnight success is usually 10-15 years of hard work that went unrecognized. — Paul Cantor (@PaulCantor) January ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

mcm

It’s 20 degrees out.. why would I be listening to Dom Kennedy — Don Harv Targaryen (@_harvpierre) December 18, 2016 you really gotta watch how people “joke” with you. people throw hella hate and jealousy on the low and cover it up w a laugh. — Hovain (@Hovain) December 17, 2016 its state property presents chain gang vol one weather ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

rican

We all are the old Gucci mane tryna get to the new Gucci Mane — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) November 24, 2016 Your life will sort itself out, as long as you keep working on what you believe in — Yoko Ono (@yokoono) November 23, 2016 I got 3 personalities. Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. — YOUNG JESUS CHRIST (@Bagstheboss) November 22, ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

vests

Life is about taking 20 kids to Dave & busters — Dre. (@Blueraydre) October 29, 2016 someone asked me if i was a snapchat filter last night — Farah (@FarahPink) October 30, 2016 Ya WCW love rappers and can’t keep her ass in the house — Sap (@TheRealSap) October 29, 2016 Y’all be waiting for January first to prepare for ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

rikflair

our generation loves bragging about being antisocial, cutting people off, & not trusting anyone. like that’s an accomplishment. — sasha banks. (@_karolynlindsey) October 17, 2016 True power is found in how many people you can carry to the top, not how many you can drag to the bottom. — Ed Latimore (@EdLatimore) October 17, 2016 Real talk if ya ex ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

hookah

If you ain't lose your mind a couple times already in this lifetime you kinda sus to me — Mothasista (@brionakai) October 7, 2016 Failing at anything is a life lesson. Nobody got where they are without failing along the way — Dre. (@Blueraydre) October 6, 2016 If I'm not married by 27, imma go ahead and finally reply to ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

wayno

You can’t trust anyone with NO social media — Cami Martinez (@OneAndOnly_Cami) September 16, 2016 Tell a girl you focused on your goals she gone sit on ya chest — DADITO CALDERONE (@TAXSTONE) September 15, 2016 Your only true job is to be awake and focused in the moment. The results of that work belongs to God. — Russell Simmons ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

knowmyself

Sex with your ex like getting the star in Super Mario then running off a cliff — GUNS & CRAYONS (@GUNSandcrayons) September 10, 2016 I know myself a little too much. — Mabankbruk (@mabankbruk) September 9, 2016 Focused on myself and you included in myself — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) September 8, 2016 If we know what we have to do ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

guns

A wife is like a grenade remove the ring and your house is gone. — GayLubeOil (@GayLubeOil) August 11, 2016 Do whatever you gotta do to keep the police out ya love life — Backwood Ron (@WaterWeedWisdom) August 11, 2016 When you text green bubbles you have no clue where your text is really going — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) August ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

jas

Sometimes you have to zone out about life and miss your exits on the hwy — O’Kaye (@KissBeginzWitK) July 30, 2016 Yah ex sucking a whole dick right now and you talking about she deserve the world yeahhhhh okay — Trap Chef (@1QUEENCREAM) July 30, 2016 Your new life is gonna cost you your old one. — Jas Waters (@JasFly) ... Read More »

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guccimane

She went over Errands house — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) June 2, 2016 gucci mane don’t dab — EngiNere (@Nere_iLLA) June 2, 2016 if u take 4 hours to reply i’m still gonna reply fast af cus i love u bitch y u do this to me — ㅤ (@untrapical) May 31, 2016 Some things u just gotta do on your ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

wayne

Text your ex, "You love him cuz you can control him you never did like a challenge" — GUNS & CRAYONS (@GUNSandcrayons) May 22, 2016 Sitting at another niggaz table in the club is cheating — Dre. (@Blueraydre) May 20, 2016 I can't believe the wave for men is to look dusty — Janáe, No Aiko (@Saymynae) May 19, 2016 ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

tired

Weather bad because Mother Nature knows what’s in store — El Presidente (@EvryWhrFrshAir) May 16, 2016 make sure the ppl you surround yourself with bring out the very best in you. no one should be dimming your light. 🌟 — j. (@urbnstylista) May 14, 2016 “Lol” ain’t no good by itself — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) May 14, 2016 My mom ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

nash

First off. If u not good wit God. U never gonna have the kinda money u want so u can forget it — IG|SC: ApeGangRedi (@RediRoc215) May 9, 2016 Gonna do some squats in between patients in my office 😂😂😂 — Inge (@IngBing81) May 5, 2016 Good girls wack on the aux — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) May 7, 2016 When ... Read More »

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ern

If you hesitate when I’m Tryna pass you the L Ima take 2 more extra pulls — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) April 28, 2016 Be quiet and work — DADITO CALDERONE (@TAXSTONE) April 26, 2016 I swear I can smell the pork oozing out of some people’s skin — Inge (@IngBing81) April 25, 2016 Only way you can build something is ... Read More »

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bar

Don’t watch my snaps if u owe me money — Ju Will (@Mrs_OctoburrrJB) April 22, 2016 Phife, prince, chyna… I don’t even know what my childhood looks like anymore. — QuantumLeapFitness (@ZEUSofQLF) April 21, 2016 People that never died before is dying smh — Fat Jesus (@BardaStar) April 21, 2016 LIFE. — Jaye (@___Jaye) April 21, 2016 Twitter get more ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

trizz

Sometimes You Just Have To Tell People To Shut Up. — Mike Zombie (@MikeZombie) April 1, 2016 Do yourself a favor go listen to the church for the wild podcast — Esco Menendez (@93tilinfinity_) April 1, 2016 People be screaming “Free such and such” and don’t even know what they did. — Wayno (@Wayno119) March 31, 2016 me: “i think ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

asparagus

She’ll ignore your dm and still retweet you every day — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) March 26, 2016 i super fuck w/my friends but they don’t really be on the same shit as me. — lord of the wolves. (@beerbellyboodha) March 24, 2016 Text your significant other “it’s starting to get real nice out .. Don’t forget to not fucking play ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

online

My girl said “She want a ring” Bitch take your phone off silent 😒😂 — Lil Guwop (@liltunechi94) March 18, 2016 You gotta suck his toes while you’re in reverse cowgirl. — YA MAMA (@iAintGottaRap) March 17, 2016 I’m not an alcoholic. I only drink 2 times a year. 1. On my birthday. 2. When it’s not my birthday — ... Read More »

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ozzy

You know that bitch only fuck with you cuz you got a good ass job you nerd — Fat Jesus (@BardaStar) March 9, 2016 Hood niggas don't be tweeting a lot they just retweet the thank you god I'm awake tweets and log out — ZARA (@dontaddmefam) March 9, 2016 If he wear Muslim oils as his cologne…. He definitely ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

ye

Sometimes you gotta scroll to the top of that thread reminisce one last time, figure out where you/y'all went wrong and say fuck it, delete — Peaches (@IPhoneANDthong) February 26, 2016 Once ur wife/girl leaves u ur side bitch not gonna want u anymore either — Marcus Graham (@YaboySkeete) February 25, 2016 Puerto Ricans become cops and become Italian the ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

moving

I might steal from ur purse when u drunk but I will never steal from ur crib .. I was raised right — Marcus Graham (@YaboySkeete) February 4, 2016 I remember one time I was so high I climbed in the back seat of my car to lay down — Leroy X (@NoWomanIsRight) February 4, 2016 Niggas tickling your girl ... Read More »

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focused

i took a bat to his new Rolls Royce, soaked his xbox in water, & dated someone else for 3 yrs but i still got a ring pic.twitter.com/WOx9JrLnEd — Diosa (@doseofasha) January 22, 2016 don’t lose ya family over megapixels and filters — DJ Desert Storm (@piffpaul_) January 22, 2016 Place yourself on “death ground,” where your back is against ... Read More »

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neveragain

you can smell the white privilege in the air as soon as you walk into Whole Foods — Cuffs The Legend (@CuffsTheLegend) January 6, 2016 My waxer verbatim “I like guys who look like they’ve sold drugs at some point in their life.” — Jenna (@jennaMarie93) January 6, 2016 Man smh imagine a chick fed up and ready to air ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Year

logout

Never trust bitches thAt charge they cell phones overnight while they sleep — LORDY (@LORDY_BAR) January 5, 2015 dating a twitter nigga is like dating two diff niggas at once — burrito supreme (@avocad00o) December 22, 2014 How many 30k tables at Liv we gonna buy until we realize we could’ve bought a bowling alley? — Dre. (@Blueraydre) January 14, ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

starbust

If his shoes got spikes you know he gone knock you down to be close on stage with the rappers — Jazma (@__brookbrook) December 16, 2015 The only advice worth a fuck is tailored advice from a source with a good track record. Shit, take this with a grain of salt if you like. — Illimitable Man (@IllimitableMan) December 16, ... Read More »

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irv

I milly nap on any couch — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) December 6, 2015 When she gets her ass ate for the 1st time pic.twitter.com/nDvJYYF4vh — BAWSEKITTY (@bawsekitty) December 2, 2015 All you gotta do is keep quiet and people won’t know how crazy you may or may not actually be 🙃 — Hotline Ting (@AujaBomaye) December 2, 2015 I had ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

adele

Twitter taught me that it’s possible to be intrigued by a person solely from their thought process. — The Transporter™ (@JUST_JEANIUS) November 6, 2015 Tell ya bitch a joke right now. If she don’t laugh, she’s fucking somebody else — Bhef Veli (@vokarondon) November 6, 2015 Sometimes you gotta subtweet people that don’t even have Twitter. — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

reg ron

When you washed… Once you rub ya feet together you going to sleep soon — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) October 30, 2015 U not getting in my car with that future hat on & im dead serious bro. We’ll meet u there — Dre. (@Blueraydre) October 30, 2015 Some people are just draining for the soul — Meesh (@mitsuumeeshi) October 28, ... Read More »

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just sneezed

If it’s always going wrong that just means it’s not right. — Stone M. (@Stone_Marley) October 16, 2015 You can’t go around being a fucked up person and not expecting the bad karma. Sometimes the universe saves it for all at once. — Madonna, a Ting (@OriginalRajah) October 16, 2015 Don’t hit me up when I post a selfie. Where ... Read More »

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jordan

Y’all gotta be honest and tell these kids they not gon be rappers/athletes. We need more engineers, IT professionals, actuaries etc — SUN (@ME_A_AFRICAN) October 9, 2015 When a girl loves you. Everything that happens in her life is urgent news that she has to tell you. — OnDemand&OnDemKnees (@RealNaShty) October 9, 2015 I’m not anti-social I’m just pro-solitude — ... Read More »

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mally

Sometimes u don’t miss who u were in love with. You miss who u used to smoke with. — Ghost of Uncle Ron (@RegularAssRon) October 2, 2015 I was a grown ass man wearing a tall white tee that came to my knees looking like a Kindergartener on finger painting day. I was lost. — Larry Beyince (@DragonflyJonez) October 2, ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

hovain

looking forward to the career long jabs aubrey takes at rahmeek. — lord of the wolves. (@beerbellyboodha) September 25, 2015 Niggas be talking they want a girl that plays 2K shit till you come home & she done fucked up ya online record. — Wayno (@Wayno119) September 25, 2015 Just cuz u my girlfriend doesn’t mean we’re in a relationship ... Read More »

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motivated

You must be constantly aware of your audience—of what will please them and what will bore them. — Robert Greene (@RobertGreene) September 18, 2015 A life without constant improvement is a wasted life. — Ed Latimore (@EdLatimore) September 18, 2015 Narcos ain’t apart of Netflix and chill you really gone end up watching it she gone be mad as hell ... Read More »

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texted

Sometimes you got to have people sitting there wondering why you don’t fuck with them — DADITO CALDERONE (@TAXSTONE) September 12, 2015 When those intellectual conversations turn sexual >>> — PrettyVillain (@MarylandLavon) September 12, 2015   lets just promise to only make one promise…never fuck with strangers ever again — Ghost of Uncle Ron (@RegularAssRon) September 12, 2015 You too ... Read More »

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hookah

As social degeneracy increases and technology advances, it is clear that there is no option but to master oneself. — Washington (@PolarWashington) September 7, 2015 I need to stop being so sure that tomorrow is coming. — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) September 7, 2015   U lose a chick with sexy feet over some bull shit and life won’t ever be ... Read More »

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relationship

This all Meek fault — Ak Augmon (@IcebergAk) August 29, 2015 not being hardheaded will make your girl wanna let your hit the back of her throat er' day multiple times a day but y'all niggas aggy — Bill Nye . (@slowly_blowme) August 28, 2015 these niggas got too much time on they hands like these hoes❗️ — Destini (@_trinitysymone) ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

mally

friendlationships are the future — Ghost of Uncle Ron (@RegularAssRon) August 21, 2015 Do not try to explain anything to an angry woman. Don't bother. Just don't. — IllimitableMan (@IllimitableMan) August 21, 2015 I never heard Boys 2 Men singing about the hoes n how disloyal they were — Mally Fre$h (@Mally62st) August 21, 2015 If her toe nails white ... Read More »

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40oz

“If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive, eventually they’d find me attractive” – /u/turboRock — IllimitableMan (@IllimitableMan) August 14, 2015 Kylie Jenner bout to own these streets for the next decade — Harv Pierre (@HPIERRE) August 13, 2015   It’s you against her, her hurt, her friends and their hurt. — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) August ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

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We all gonna look back on the summer of 2015 and say “What was I thinking” — GUNS & CRAYONS (@GUNSandcrayons) July 31, 2015 Man @NerdAtCoolTable, I swear to God your blog has helped me through soooo much in life bro,I truly appreciate the effort u put into it. — The MlobZin (@MlobZin20) July 30, 2015   If meek don’t ... Read More »

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logout

I've lived long enough to see myself become the villain — SHIZZ_ (@FatBull_Shizzy) July 23, 2015 Please RT my funny tweets so my ex who got me blocked can see it and miss my sense of humor. — Sweeter Man (@TonyTuss) July 22, 2015 In all my 29 years of living I haven't not once hit that link in a ... Read More »

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nerdtweet

if you’ve really been living this summer; you should have the mosquito bites all around your ankle parts to prove it — Ghost of Uncle Ron (@RegularAssRon) July 8, 2015 Need me a drone. I can put my weed money in the drone and fly it to the weed man and fly my shit back all from the brib — ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

wayno

When I like a chick a lot part of me starts mourning… Because I know it ain’t gon end well. — The Moor (@SeanTheTerrible) May 29, 2015   “Bro stay away from her, she just gonna hurt you” I know thats why I need her — Wayne ReGretzky (@iBsquardtheGAWD) May 28, 2015   my boyfriend tweets more than he fucks ... Read More »

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tweetsman

You leave your phone out and your girl actually has a desire to go through it? Wow. Seems stressful — Velvet Hoop (@BoptimusPrime) June 10, 2015 She ain’t happy I see it in her thighs — Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) June 9, 2015   Don’t listen to me. I don’t even have a girl anymore. — Ghost of Uncle Ron (@RegularAssRon) ... Read More »

#CoolTwitter: Coolest Tweets Of The Week

rongem

U can still get her back if you just stop trying to — Gems Earl Jones (@RegularAssRon) May 31, 2015 what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again omg — Gellan Kashou (@AmaralAguayojcj) May 30, 2015   No matter how much your feet hurt. ... Read More »

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mason

Staying away from temptation is all in the mind. But difficult as fuck. — Gems Earl Jones (@RegularAssRon) May 20, 2015 Yall don’t even Doodoo everyday .. U niggas & bitches literally full of shit — Big Daddy Skeete (@YaboySkeete) May 18, 2015   Life putting it’s big boot in ya ass makes it a little bit easier to fill ... Read More »

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