Who wrist was that in your snap?
— Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) January 26, 2017
I quit halfway thru that chest workout today felt like bobby brown when Gary found him coked out in the yellow vette
— Daddy Mac (@HBKBrandon) January 26, 2017
Ice Cube the only nigga to ever read a contract.
— Nae. (@MissDenae) January 26, 2017
2 things you don’t do…mess up a black woman’s hair or her cigarette order
— Backwood Ron (@WaterWeedWisdom) January 25, 2017
Plz watch what ya kid do on your iPad bcuz I’m tired of ppl kids Facetiming me thinking I’m they dad
— Young L!to (@YoungLito) January 21, 2017
Someone break my heart so I can be skinny again cause I dont like this.
— your highness♕ (@ManthaMonroe_) January 21, 2017
That’s my new wave for 2017. When I hug chicks Ima make our foreheads touch
— Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) January 20, 2017
sometimes you just gotta be patient while your life is still loading
— Backwood Ron (@WaterWeedWisdom) January 20, 2017
Do not waste any energy on complaining. Instead sharpen your powers and intensify your drive to be free.
— Maryam Hasnaa (@thatgirlhas) January 26, 2017
Rip the covers off that nigga in the middle of the night and remind him how cold it is out here
— A 😎 (@alliiinnneee) January 27, 2017
Success is contagious once you rack up a few wins things just start snowballing.
— Uncle Tussy (@Tusslindo) January 26, 2017
Dudes be holding their re up money to their ear lol that’s a prank call…😩😂
— Kenzo (@Kenzo________) January 12, 2017
Chasing girls who don’t want me cause I love rejection
— Sad Pitt (@Bbillions) January 20, 2017
Fellas when u not gettin love in the club and the Dj shoutout a name just put ya hands up and salute the Dj the hoes will think u somebody
— Will Spank Horton (@ComedianSpank) December 20, 2016
“you got mad niggas” so beat them up pussy
— slippery (@xyieanax33) January 22, 2017
I wish ya’ll would stop buying most of these Jordan’s so Nike can stop making em… no way wool J’s should be on a shelf
— Thinzel Washington (@Sherlockhomeboi) January 24, 2017
give people the flowers they deserve. appreciate their life & help them grow. why u procrastinating on love? cause of pride? ego? insecurity
— R A D A M I Z (@Radamiz) January 24, 2017
The average net worth of an college-educated millennial is negative $9000. NEGATIVE.
— Sad & Moody (@BosNaud) January 23, 2017
Difficult paths can lead to beautiful places
— erica lynn lusky ❀ (@ericaceouss) January 22, 2017
good lucc trying to play mind games with someone who doesnt even have u in mind
— Vee (@theyknowvee) January 27, 2017
migos are the reincarnated destiny’s child
— andre (@Annndre_) January 27, 2017
I can’t smoke around people who smoke too much. They’ll be on joint number five while I’m 4 hits in and I can already hear my heartbeat
— Sad Dad Ⓥ (@Mofaye_) January 26, 2017
One of the realist things I learned in life is to not assume anything. That way nobody else can let me down except myself! real shit
— Sean Don (@BigSean) January 26, 2017
Good thing about weed is when you overdose you just go to sleep…
— ghost (@therealstylesp) January 25, 2017
Donald Trump’s twitter is gonna get us all killed lol
— 73-9 and they LIED (@CuffsTheLegend) January 25, 2017
You ladies gotta stop taking what your man tweet too serious. Let a nigga live
— Cyn Santana (@Cyn_Santana) January 24, 2017
Gotta have patience in life but extra patience when in LA cuz what would normally take 30 minutes takes a hour and 30.
— Chase N. Cashe (@ChaseNCashe) January 27, 2017
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