It’s 20 degrees out.. why would I be listening to Dom Kennedy
— Don Harv Targaryen (@_harvpierre) December 18, 2016
you really gotta watch how people “joke” with you. people throw hella hate and jealousy on the low and cover it up w a laugh.
— Hovain (@Hovain) December 17, 2016
its state property presents chain gang vol one weather outside right now
— Your OG 🐩 (@LRNROSE) December 15, 2016
Relax and Act like you been around fat asses before
— Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) December 14, 2016
Ya MCM claps after his plane lands
— Hurell Kringle (@Sir_Hurizzel) December 14, 2016
Whoever wants to love me has to deal with the fact that sometimes I get high and look at printable daily planners on pinterest
— Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) December 13, 2016
Nigga sold his soul for kris Jenner potato salad
— DADITO CALDERONE (@TAXSTONE) December 13, 2016
I don’t care for happiness anymore, I just need to get work done
— Sad Pitt (@Bbillions) December 11, 2016
It’s incredible how “tough” Black dudes are with everyone but their oppressor.
— Little Bastard Boy (@Al_Patron) December 13, 2016
Ive had two birthdays since the Cleveland Browns last win
— Trey (@ILL_Wil_) December 16, 2016
Sometimes you’re just a good person who has aint shit moments.
— Backwood Ron (@WaterWeedWisdom) December 19, 2016
You gotta be real petty to leave behind vacuum lines after you’ve moved everything else out
— Backwood Ron (@WaterWeedWisdom) December 18, 2016
If you deal with lousy women or men you gotta look at where you cast your line and what was the bait. Not join some disgruntled group.
— Curtis Scoon (@CurtisScoon) December 19, 2016
You don’t become enormously successful without encountering and overcoming a number of extremely challenging problems…
— Elodia Gasperi (@Elodia_Gasperi) December 18, 2016
If I had a band I would name it “Orgy” and I would be the only male in the band
— GUNS & CRAYONS (@GUNSandcrayons) December 19, 2016
A basic chick is a investment a bad bitch is a bill…remember that you’ll be fine young Bull
— ㅤ (@PhoneDaPosites) December 12, 2016
I can’t really separate looks/behavior. If you have a wack personality you start to not be as cute to me.
— Nope 🇳🇬 (@PrinceHAK33M) December 9, 2016
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