I need musicians around me not more rappers. I got that myself.
— FREE BIG BODY (@ActionBronson) February 18, 2014
7 am & 3 pm. WHAT DOES SHE DO AT SCHOOL? pic.twitter.com/aL8OsU6zEq
— sara ashleigh (@sashlyy) February 18, 2014
Air Barber shop sweepers pic.twitter.com/pG7bzn3BBl
— M (@The_Lion_) February 25, 2014
“Don’t become friends with people on twitter they have cooties” – Twitter fun police.
— Wayno (@Wayno119) February 25, 2014
Shit happens. Wipe your ass and get off the pot or sit there till your legs numb and you stink lol
— Little Bastard Boy (@Al_Patron) February 17, 2014
The new NBA commissioner look like he watch all Asian porn
— Chárlestôn Alęxandęr (@A2daO) February 17, 2014
Sucking your man balls is fun they be elegant and soft… But that’s a different story
— Lois Lane (@ameerahdior) February 17, 2014
We aint gonna be satisfied with the dunk contest till someone dies.
— D’Brickashaw (@DragonflyJonez) February 16, 2014
YOU AINT PIMPIN RIGHT IF YA GIRLS DONT FIGHT AT YOUR WAKE.
— KEEM (@LamboKeem) February 25, 2014
Ur chick cool wit playing wit ur freedom she never loved you!!!
— Suq Madiq (@EvolAzzBART) February 25, 2014
Bout to spray on some Drakkar and hang outside of walgreens for the old bitches with benefits
— Ron the Baptist (@RegularAssRon) February 24, 2014
Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself.
— Jeri J (@JeriJ) February 23, 2014
This lady just called into our show. Crying. Bc her man left her for quoting Rob Hill too much. I can’t stop laughing. It’s not funny tho.
— Brook Lynne Carter (@brookandthecity) February 21, 2014
This the best shit crackers ever did lmaooooo https://t.co/Hq2bxOXhRq
— Big Daddy Skeete (@YaboySkeete) January 17, 2014
I did my taxes in 40 minutes. I’m quite sure I’m going to jail.
— Dee Breezy (@ctdee) February 12, 2014
break up w/ your boyfriend so i can follow you back.
— dame FK (@dameFK) February 26, 2014
Nobody cares. I promise.
— Courtney (@ThePrototype_86) February 25, 2014
Most loyal people usually don’t run in big packs because you can’t spread loyalty that thin
— Hovain (@Hovain) February 21, 2014
Don’t assume people are feeling you just because you’re feeling yourself. A lot of people don’t like you.
— Salaam Bey® (@Marrakechmole) February 19, 2014
I challenge you to get over the loss of me by yourself
— Sour (@SourSparks) February 25, 2014
Hustling is always good but you have too incorporate some corporate world structure into your hustle in order to achieve longevity.
— Al-Sadiq Banks (@AlSaadiq) February 19, 2014
“GIVE MY PHONE BACK YOU SNEAKY BITCH !” pic.twitter.com/WMO8QDzs29
— Friendzone Papi (@theFLYinHAWiian) February 26, 2014
You really can’t tell a man shit when his girl looks good
— whatevs (@weirdassbritt) February 25, 2014
shes just in bed favoriting niggas thoughts
— relly (@rellyOnSMASH) January 23, 2014
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