A lot of people are probably saying “Yoo how or why did Wiz get Amber knocked up?” Any real n!gga would’ve gotten Amber pregnant the first night he hit but that’s another story. Check the track record , who did we say would have a great influence of women getting pregnant damn near a year & a half ago? If your answer is Beyonce you are a loyal sitter at the cool table. Beyonce’s influence over women is similar to Hitlers …. but now we will witness the Amber affect. How many of us saw chicks with afros that couldn’t get past Cole from Martins length turn that sh!t into a nasty blonde Caesar , knowing they had a head shaped like unripe mango? That’s what we call “The Amber affect”.   Expect your young trend following b!tch to be poking hoes in your magnum with sewing needles calling it art. Most people follow trends & even though birth is beautiful & a blessing we’re gonna see wayyyyy more chicks step back from their “Rap careers” to have a baby. Let”s just pray Cassie doesn’t get knocked because that would be a devastating blow to the “N!ggas who like chicks with half of their hair cut off” community.

Peace and always remember you aren’t judged by god but you are judged by your record in 2K13

- Wayno

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