Invincible: in·vin·ci·ble (n-vns-bl)adj.
….or, simply, Steven Seagal.
You have your super heroes with their flashy powers & capes, then you have Steven Seagal with a slick ponytail & his girl’s jeans. Don’t get it twisted, Seagal is a legend despite the attire, just stating facts.
Out of approximately 5,000 random goons with direct “terminate on sight” orders from their boss, Seagal was 100% from the field when it came to snapping necks. Nevermind the fully automatic weapons said goons yielded, they all fell victim to a much higher power.
Even when Seagal gained weight & resembled Madea, he was still able to simultaneously block 10 punches and dislocate twice as many bones.
I salute Steven Seagal for not only being the greatest regular super hero of all time, but for being able to deliver precise kicks in jeans that I’m sure were denying circulation to his lower extremities.
Amen.
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Hard to kill call me mason storm
Only true a movieholic would appreciate whats been said here.. I grew up watching Steven Segal movies, he was bad ass as ever.. Probably seen most of his movie between 80- early 2000. I gatta say the man is legend and and Hard to kill and Niko would certainly be a few movie references to prove this. Its good to see there people out there who recognized him and still remember him on his good round kick days… To Steven Segal I salute to show my appreciation..
Let us not forget this gem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgyDAnRg4nE
Segal was choked out by some oldhead judo expert before, and sh*tted his pants. Fun fact.