Invincible: in·vin·ci·ble (n-vns-bl)adj.
….or, simply, Steven Seagal.
You have your super heroes with their flashy powers & capes, then you have Steven Seagal with a slick ponytail & his girl’s jeans. Don’t get it twisted, Seagal is a legend despite the attire, just stating facts.
Out of approximately 5,000 random goons with direct “terminate on sight” orders from their boss, Seagal was 100% from the field when it came to snapping necks. Nevermind the fully automatic weapons said goons yielded, they all fell victim to a much higher power.
Even when Seagal gained weight & resembled Madea, he was still able to simultaneously block 10 punches and dislocate twice as many bones.
I salute Steven Seagal for not only being the greatest regular super hero of all time, but for being able to deliver precise kicks in jeans that I’m sure were denying circulation to his lower extremities.
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