Girls keep calling your phone and your girl is pissed huh? So it’s the same story.. “i’m going to change my number babe I promise” … So you change it. Everything is all gravy now. The love is restored and yall can finally focus on each other.

Then yall argue again….and you promise to yourself this is it, you’ve had enough. You’re doing your thing now. #TeamSingle…You reppin it. So you give that new number out to all the old hoes who had your old number. You living the life now…Buffalo Wild Wings to drink with some chicks, the club, house parties…You’re the man.

But…..

You miss her.

So you break down and hit her up. You tell her you love her and you miss her. You tell her all the hoes can’t take her place. She believes you. Love is back in the air.

Love don’t stop her from going through your phone again tho… so guess what? She see the hoes back in your phone.

You in the goddamn dog house again. It’s a revolving door in that f*cking doghouse.

Now you back to Sadderday. Somehow you always end up there. No Matter what you do.

F*ck the doghouse and F*ck changing your phone number cuz it never works.

Sadderday Song: R Kelly – When A Women’s Fed Up

Sadderday Movie: The SisterHood of traveling pants

Sadderday Plans: Just hit up a party and call my ex so she can hear all the girls in the background

Sadderday Advice: If you want to have a healthy relationship just do like Kanye and don’t have a cell phone.