“Take them kitten heels off, you embarrassing us.” – Chad Butler (R.I.P.)

Sure, Pimp C didn’t say that but trust me, he meant it. Not only was he an elite preacher; he was also a prophet of the most high & is sincerely missed by me and countless others.

This is unbelievable, linty leggings & kitten heels are quickly becoming a the biggest detriment to our society and I must address it before the trend becomes commonplace. The combination makes my eyes bleed and I will not allow it anymore.

Do you understand how childish you look with lint on your leggings? Grow up, now, I mean it. You have a fat ass but you have lint on your leggings, that fat ass is now null & void. Personally, I don’t care how fat your ass is if you have lint on your leggings because what must your insides look like? I’m terrified at the thought.

Then you all have the nerve to wear kitten heels, I’m fuckin disgusted. Think about it, kitten, baby cats, childish, see where I’m going? Kitten heels won’t get you on the CAT walk, grow up. I wish you would come in the bedroom, my mind on the filthiest of filth and you have on kitten heels with faux fur coating the brim of your shoe, I’d sooner rub one out & go to sleep. All I’ll say is “You could’ve had this in you but those kitten heels chose otherwise.” Kitten heel are the official shoe of the former promiscuous girl. Seriously, how do you go into the store and say “I want THOSE!”?

Linty leggings and kitten heels as a combo is the official outfit of menopause, who wants to hit that? I’ll even allow you to wear wedges, as ugly as those shoes are, at least they serve a purpose. Wedges are cool when you’re at a bbq or picnic but really are great when I’m blowing my lady’s back out, they give support and traction, multi-purpose shoes. What purpose do kitten heels serve other than pissing me off? Kitten heels don’t even give you that arch & point swag, calf just there like it’s a forearm, no shape, just nothing. No arch in your back, back looking like a book shelf, yuck. Then you have the audacity to wear linty leggings? You females think you can get away with anything, you didn’t think enough of yourself to buy a lint brush? Have a lint free pair of pants, act like an adult for once. You think you’re getting taken on a $200 date wearing linty leggings? You’ll be lucky to get Little Debbie’s and you definitely won’t be getting cab fair, who do you think you are? Linty leggings & kitten heels, the shit is so disrespectful, just stop.

Before I go I would like to extend my sincerest apologies to men across our nation…..

for advocating the boycott of Investigation Discovery, the official network of Linty Leggings & Kitten Heels. I put more females on to the channel then I turned off, a complete blunder on my end.

Thank you for your time and pray for Andre Rison, he still thinks he’s in 1991. Sad