Your first row tells me you like to party and drink alot. Hopefully, not too much because that’ll make you a hoe. No judgement here though. Your 2nd most recent Emoji is a Heart….You’re in love (Or Fake Love). Keep that heart in the first row and you’ll be good. I see a bunch of different emotion emojis…Nobody likes a moody person, especially in relationships. Get it together.
Take it easy on the liquor & club/bar wave and start getting ready to settle down before that Heart emoji ends up at the end of the bottom row…or maybe even off the recent emojis.
Sheeeeesh. You’re life is mayhem right now. Where do I start?
The pill at the very top scares me. Either you’re a heavy pill popper or you’re real sick. I see the sick emoji so I’m going to assume you have a illness. I’m praying it has nothing to do with the eggplant emoji. I see the emoji with the tongue out which tells me one thing….You’re sneaky. (Here’s a gem…All sneaky girls have the tongue out emoji in their recents). You have a couples emoji in the top row of your recents, does your significant other know how sneaky you are? Are You sending that eggplant to only him? (Or her)
Cut the sneaky stuff and get well soon. (If The pill represents Molly … Make sure you eat a heavy meal before popping one)
One alcohol emoji i your recents tells me you’re not a heavy drink. You drink just enough to get a little buzz and that’s it. The perfect kind of chick. The dopest chicks never get drunk they just get tipsy and fake like they’re drunk. The lipstick emoji, Money bag emoji, nail emoji and lips emoji shows you’re the classic “Girly Girl”. No fake interest in sports, no watching rap battles…none of that. You even have a bikini emoji. No angry emojis anywhere in sight… Just sexiness and happiness.
God bless you Jackie….What’s your @?
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