“Bitches Love Sosa…but ain’t no bitches in the video”
“F*ck Donald Trump and anybody that love him.”
Every time I have a conversation with a white person my first words are “Tell me your badge number”
“I’ve repossessed so many cars with a bible in the passenger seat”
“I wish I could fit in this bath tub I’m bout to just soak my feet in the crab pot”
“Don’t look a n!gga in his eyes if he eating a snickers bar”
“Only porn stars and girls who don’t care about their hair enjoy shower sex.”
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