“Your girl be having n!ggas in her passenger seat. That’s worst than cheating”
“So what if I cheat on my diet 5 days a week. I do what the f*ck I want.”
“I’m single bc I’m starting to choose more wisely.”
“Peanut chews ain’t worth 10 cent”
“White people love anything pumpkin flavored”
“3 hookah pipes in ya mouth and u just suckin LMAO Who the f*ck do u think u are!?!”
“Hangover 2 was one of the worst movies ever made”
“You’re automatically a dirty nigga if your eyeballs are yellow.”
“No one is trying to learn through music”
“S/o to the women who can bring a mean warm rag”
“You really see a new breed of dirty when you come to philly”
“I been challenging n!ggas to twitpic they babymoms for about a month now”
“That’s why I try and keep my eye brows arched so they know I like d!ck”
“N1ggas at this interview can’t read n are wearing du rags. I don’t want this job no more.”
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@Hoopahontas won just cuz shes’s lusty