“Homeless people have the best beards”
“I remember when Shawty Lo name was Magoo”
“Why was Nelly even on tour???”
“condoms worst part about being single”
“Something like being a white woman and having 2 loving parents that makes white girls cry harder”
“Your relationship ain’t strong enough for cinegram”
“Whenever you talk bout yor twitter memories don’t nobody be caring but you”
“meetin a spanish girls family is top 5 most stressful moments in life”
“girls were at the ASAP concert dressed like military lesbians”
“Fat bitches wit normal people legs love wearing shorts”
“Miguel’s fist ain’t protecting u ma”
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Tweet of the year goes to @A2DaO “Fat bitches wit normal people legs love wearing shorts” bwahahahahaahaaha no bullshit