The season is changing. You can feel it in the air every morning. The loneliness just waiting for you to get off work and spend time with it. Red box is still here for you. While we let Red Box live…it grew stronger. Red Box and its lonely library haven’t fooled anyone over here. We still know what the world will soon begin to see. Red Box is the perfect partner…when you’re alone.
Peach Cobbler and a Poor Movie choice…
I’ve never even heard of Peach Cobbler Ben & Jerry’s….I wouldn’t eat it even if I had. I’m not eating ice cream that supposed to taste like fruit….ill just eat the real thing. When you’re lonely you make choices that at the time seem awesome and fun; but they’re really just choices influenced by loneliness to keep you more lonely. Send a picture of this to a man…i bet he just gonna turn his phone over and pretend he asleep. What the hell kind of movie is called “The Lorax” and why are you renting it?
Look at the picture….you only have time to picstitch your photos when you’re lonely. Moscato owes Drake a check…too bad every wine company can make Moscato and every Red Box can make you lonely. Clearly no man is around this Red Box Chronicle…if he is, he likes other men. I wouldn’t want to hang out here. Her house probably mad boring.
Nigga set the ultimate lonely trap. Sick face, Bullshit medicine no real woman would let you take and a Red Box just waiting for someone to pop it in the DVD player. He literally didn’t move off his couch to take all these pictures. When you’re lonely you don’t have time to be physically active; that cuts into your loneliness. Sick and Lonely isn’t that bad…But its perfect for spending time with Red Box.
Yes those are Doritos smothered in Ketchup. Yes that’s a Red Box. Yes She’s Lonely….
People who make a whole night out of Red Box know what they’re doing. They don’t want to be interrupted from their loneliness. They just want to forget the outside world exists…until they have to return their DVD’s tomorrow. I bet her man had no say in this….I bet he doesn’t exist. It’s ok. Red Box is the only man you need.
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