
“Teachers went on strike in Chicago. Now chief keef can build his army like bane”

“I’ll steal ya tweet in ya face”

“DMX been on crack for more than ten yrs now smh don’t u get tired of that shit”

“Lace her blunt with some reggie since she wanna play dumb”

“Seeing your dad new chick for the first time and she prettier then your mom is pure struggle”

“Where are the women who still have a full toe nail on their pinky toes?”

“Nigga just made a sharp right like he ain’t in a cable truck”

“all that extra skin on Lux face and head look like when the covers balled up on the bed”

“Take yo instagram off private bitch u ain’t nobody.”
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I was dead after the first one
1st 1 was a CLASSIC
that Chief Keef one the funniest shit ever lol