“The pics in my phone are mostly screenshots” – A Twitter Honey who will remain nameless.

It’s a brand new world when it comes to showing your love (or lust)  for a chick and being persistent. What was once appreciated is now   looked down upon. Hey, that’s just how the ball bounced. Can you blame NerdAtTheCoolTable.Com???? Yea, we’ll accept some of the blame … sh!t happens.

“Adapt or die” – Sickamore

Approach thirst like you’re a drug dealer from now on. Only show it in person. Leave no evidence  … because there’s no coming back from a good ole text screenshot. You’ll be labeled a creep forever.

Creeps like the following 2 examples… The Haitian and “Don’t Answer”

5 months worth of “Wat ups”. All The Haitian  was looking for was a simple “hey”. He never got that reply. Instead, he’ll be in the thirst files for the rest of his life. Was this AL Patron?

Nobody is ever more desperate than the ‘Don’t answer” guy. You just can’t spell uncomfortable that wrong …you just can’t. The way he spelled it is enough to suck every bit of interest out a woman.

He asked rose did she want him to lose the number but he never really wanted the answer.

“Why tho can you tell me pls?”

From thirst to sadness….and now he wants his bread back

It had to end this way.

**SEND ALL THIRST 48 CASES TO NERDNASH@GMAIL.COM**