Look at your significant other. If you don’t have one, look at the person you are most attracted to at the moment. Think about the people you’ve been attracted to your whole life. What do they look like? Do their facial features resemble yours? Are you both the same skin tone? Do they look similar to you in a majority of ways? If yes, may I impose a question? What the f*ck is wrong with you?

Your limited preference is weakening the species.

Let me explain my theory. Variation is conducive to progression, balance, and maintaining a properly functioning system. This is apparent on all scales, from the world we inhabit to our own bodies. If you wanted to construct a house, you would need to enlist the help of experts in various fields to get the job done. You would need architects, builders, electricians, plumbers, and so forth. Each professional providing a strength the other one cannot. When all working together, they can create something of value. Also, to keep your body properly functioning, you have a very complex system, devised of many components, working within you. Despite the size, a system needs combined efforts to properly function or even have a quality existence.

Humans, among other species, are components of the world. Shouldn’t we attempt to reach our maximum potential as a species and supply a meaningful contribution to the rest of nature? How are we supposed to reach our maximum potential if we keep reproducing with people that have the same traits and attributes as us? We need to start combining generations of evolution and create a more robust and versatile being. Putting my almost failing grade of anatomy and physiology to use, I theorize that an amalgamation of races should produce higher quality humans.

Allow me to make an example.

If pasty-faced white people keep reproducing with other pasty-faced white people, we’re going to have an entire portion of the species that could end up extinct if they spend too much time in the sun. If more silhouette-shaded people impregnated more pasty-faced people, we could balance out the shades which would strengthen us as a whole and possibly put tanning salons out of business. That scenario is beneficial in two ways. One, because skin cancer would be less threatening. And two, the Guido culture would be weakened, bringing them one step closer to extinction. Basically, if you take a bunch of shit, add a bunch of different shit, you’re going to get some new, cool, more efficient shit. Conversely, if you take a bunch of sh!t and add a bunch of the same sh!t, you’re going to end up with the same shit. If that’s not a law of nature, it should be submitted for consideration. The people who answered yes to the questions in the first paragraph won’t allow this to happen though. But it may not be of their own fault.

So here you are, paying homage to the ideals of Hitler by keeping your seed within the confines of one race. I understand you can’t completely control who you are attracted to, but understand that you’re broken if you’re only attracted to people who look similar to you.  Maybe your parents were casually racist and they embedded their theories in your head by using subtle enough tones to make it seem like it was coming from a place of logic. Maybe your dad threatened to break your neck if you ever brought someone home of a different race. Whatever the case may be, and however you ended up broken, you have to make a conscious decision to change your ways. Allow me to make an example. If you finally undo the racism unfairly put upon you, and decide to marry outside of your race, and your parents threaten to disown you, you need to sabotage their marriage and they’ll be too focused on the divorce and splitting assets to care about who you’re dating. Then when the divorce is over, show them how in love you are and they’ll hate themselves so much for so many reasons. Mainly, for being racist. And then they’ll apologize. But seriously, if you don’t have it in you to be that extreme, you have to find other ways to escape their influence. If it’s not your parents that are the root of your problem, sit down and figure out the underlying issue.

If my theory is correct, it shows that racism is counter-progressive in so many more ways than one. Not only on an intellectual level, but on an evolutionary level. Not only are the thoughts of a racist incredibly misguided, but they’re sacrificing the advancement and cultivation of the human race. The lust in a Latin man’s soul when he wants to indulge in the vaginal secretions of an Australian woman is progressive and a product of nature. It’s also progressive when an Indian woman falls in love with, and is subsequently impregnated by a Jamaican. But I don’t see those two things happen very often, and that suggests we’re still heading in the wrong direction. Or it’s a geographical issue. Either way, interracial relationships are nature’s way of eliminating racism in order for our species to thrive.

Being that I have no credentials in any field associated with evolution, reproduction, parent-child relations, or building a house, it’s best you thoroughly question my theory. It makes sense to me, but that doesn’t really count for much. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe this has no bearing on the future whatsoever. Maybe the outcome would be catastrophic. I’ve considered the possibilities. All I’m suggesting is you consider it and mate with people who have opposite facial features from you. And I am willing to talk about this, but I’m not really interested in hearing your opinion if it’s not coming through a 4G data connection. You’re obviously not about progression. But I like my idea, so until proven wrong, I’m only wearing condoms with girls who are the same complexion as me. Be safe. Be well. And write in “Human” for the race portion of the next census.