When your girl leave you, between all the sickness, crying and confusion, you really dont have no idea why she left you. Most of us never expect her to leave we just think she gonna stay no matter what so when she leave that shit is a blind side hit. You have no idea why she bounced. So for a few weeks you really beat yourself up about it, thinking bout all the good things that yall had and you still have no idea why she bounced.

Till a few weeks pass and you finally stop crying and you remember that you cheated on her 6 times. And you say “Ohhhh shit thats why she left, it really was my fault”…At least it was like that for me. When she left me all I remembered was our perfect relationship, not the fact that I was really a dirty Bay nigga. But thats how it be tho.

Now I just spend countless Sadderdays, having sexual contact with girls looking for one that will not care about me cheating on em and talking to girls on Twitter. Cause I really dont wanna fall in love again and have a girl yell at me for finding nudes when I leave my Tweetdeck open. I want a girl to understand that Twitter is needed and if the ladies dont send me nudes, who they gonna send em to.

Thats really the perfect girl, one that understands that me talking to girls on twitter is just me practicing being charming for her while she is away at work.

Sadderday Song: Kanye West – Paranoid

Sadderday Plans: Go f*ck with that endless shrimp at Red Lobster and tweet

Sadderday Advice: If you out with your girl and you see a chick you DM’d don’t say anything to her no matter what. Even if she says hi just ignore her.