This aint no way to live… I got drunk as hell last night like usual in the club having wild fun kissing random girls and telling them I love them… But when the parties over what did I do you ask? I went like 0 for 88. I marvins roomed everrrrry single girl in my phone and couldn’t get 1 of em to come lay with me I was busting out allllllll my moves saying I’m sorry for hurting ya heart to I love you lets have a baby, everythingggg and nothing worked… I rode by the darkest lonleist blocks in brooklyn just looking for a hooker I could pay to just stay the night with me but even they turned me down… Plan a b c d e f and g all failed so what I do? I do the only thing left to do… Called my twitter wifeys… At this point my twitter wifeys is all I got left… Ya twitter wifeys will hold you down when all else fails… Imma just fly 1 of them out here 2 ny to come live with me forever…. The internet is the only place to find true love…

SadderdaySong: brias interlude (again)

Sadderday Movie: Napoleon dynamite-  my nigga kid really flew lafownda out to live with him and been happy ever since…

SAdderday Plans: going to a pool party and get drunk as I can and text alllllll my twitter wifeys

Sadderday advice: I here by proclaim today twitter wifey appreciation day… @ ya twitter wifey and let her know its real! #TwitterWifeyAppreciationDay