“Nobody sadder than me” – @BBillions
Here’s your chance to prove him wrong. Today is the start of the 1st annual SAD OLYMPICS. 4 Events to showcase just how Sad you are. From today until next Sadderday you have a chance to claim your spot as the saddest person in world. You’ll have bragging rights forever and sympathy that could possibly turn your sadness around.
Let’s get into the events…..
Marvins Room Text Event – It’s simple. Text your ex and screen cap the results. You can tell them you miss them so much, tell them their new bf/gf won’t love them like you did, tell them you’ll assault their new love, etc…. The dopest/Saddest marvin room text screen cap wins a free Sadderday shirt.
Email NerdNash@Gmail.Com or Tweet the screen cap with the hashtag #MarvinsRoomSadOlympics
Thirsty Text Event – Text your “boo”, your “him”/”Her” and let them know thirsty you are. Leave nothing behind. Use corny lines if you have to. Drake lyrics if that’s what it takes. Just make sure it’s as thirsty as possible. Most creative thirst text receives a Sadderday shirt.
Email NerdNash@Gmail.Com or Tweet the screen cap with the hashtag #ThirstTextSadOlympics
Drunk Text Event – Only texts after 1am will be accepted. Drunk text a person and let them know what’s REALLY on your mind. Tell them how much you love them, how much you hate them, what you want to do to them, what you want done to you, beg for them to come over, etc. Make sure the texts show how drunk you are. Best drunk Text gets a SadderDay T shirt
Email Nerdnash@Gmail.Com or Tweet the screen cap with the hashtag #DrunkTextSadOlympics
Miss Sadderday 2012 Event – Ladies, show us how lonely or sad you are all while being lusty at the same time. You at home all alone eating ice cream but you still feel sexy? Send us a pic. The guy you want bad stood you up and now you’re just sitting in the house fully dressed with nowhere to go? Snap a pic and send it to us. The female with the most lusty sad pic will receive a Sadderday Tee and will be named Miss Sadderday 2012.
Email NerdNash@Gmail.Com or Tweet the pic with the hashtag #MissSadderday2012
Good luck to all participants from the #TriangleSadness ( @NerdAtCoolTable, @BBillions & @iDisrespecthoez)
***Don’t forget to order your sadderday shirt by emailing Sadderday.shop@gmail.Com****