
“I just facetimed papa johns Smh”

” Pop That needs to win an award”

“You cant put minimal effort in and expect maximum results…”

“Sallie Mae won’t hold me back”

“Olympics over, time to unfollow Gabby Douglas.”

“John Salley said Isaiah was better than MJ and that’s why he mediate reality TV reunions FOH”


“Phineas n ferb sister most annoying bitch in history”

“mimi got all the classic smack DVD battle rap hand motions when she talk to niggas”

“New white women moving in across da street bout to introduce myself “

“This nigga Benzino face looks like its melting”

“Watching 2012. Danny Glover whispered like a slave through the whole movie.”
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