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Today we are gonna talk about one of the biggest problems that’s troubling our society. No not the economy, not AIDS, not world hunger, NOPE none of them. Its worse, we are gonna talk about the dudes that try and cuff every girl they talk to.

This is a big issues amongst niggas that don’t know how things work in life, rule #1 in life is Don’t Leave Ray Allen Open For 3 (word to Wayno) and rule #2 is Don’t Cuff Hoes.

Yall need to understand that every girl you fuck with is not your girlfriend, God put hoes on earth for everybody to enjoy breh. Hoes are like sunny days man, that’s for everyone to enjoy you cant keep the hoes to yourself.

But you always got niggas that don’t understand how shit works, its usually the ones that don’t get enough box so when they find a hoe they hurry up and try to cuff. She doesn’t want to be cuffed so she does what she supposed to do and has sex with the community.

There’s nothing wrong with that, whats wrong is the n!gga that gets mad at you for this. If it’s a nigga you don’t know he might wanna fight or some shit, and aint no sense in fighting over a hoe. You can have her, but she just want me cause I got a few dope things to say.

Then you got n!ggas that you are cool with that wanna cuff everything. You walk in a party with the n!gga and it be 22 girls there and he wanna claim 21 of em. Man shut that shit up. The rules is you get to cuff one girl. That’s the girl you like and you trying to make wifey. The rest of them are for the land.

I know dudes with girlfriends that get mad at you when you have sex with one of their hoes. N!gga be so mad he damn near run home and tell his girlfriend about it. “Babe can you believe this nigga Charles just had sex with Kathy, I just had sex with her last week. I hate that n!gga”.

You gotta relax, if you my homie I respect your wifey to the death, its so many girls out here that I will never have sex with one that used to date a good friend of mine. But other than that we share these eeks (word to @YaBoySkeete).

That’s just for your friends tho, if we are just acquaintances or we happened to have a beer one time cause your friend knows my friends cousin, I don’t give a fuck who you cuff. If your girl texts me I’m gonna text her back.

That’s all for today, just make sure you stay calm if someone has sex with one of your girls, aint no sense in looking for a n!gga and getting beat up over that. Like Nerd says “It aint like she had sex with him all the time, its probably just every now and then”

Stay Calm