Wednesday , 19 June 2013
Nerd At The Cool Table

Give em Hell kid (By @WhiskeyHandz)

Dudes these days give up way too easily. You gotta stay at it man, women love a man who is persistent. A persistent man is a man who shows effort an trust me, ladies love a man who shows effort. Dudes these days are just way too scared of being called Thirsty, or a creeper or getting a restraining order put on em. Fuck all that man, you gonna let a few ignored text stop you from attempting to bag the woman you want? That’s not what real n*ggas do…. You have got to be persistent.

Ladies love playing hard to get man…. That’s just in their nature. So when she doesn’t reply to your “What’s good ma?” text five times in a row, that’s just her way of showing she really care about you. She wouldn’t have given you the number if she ain’t want you to text her. Keep texting her man, until you get a reply then you finally have broken through.  She might respond “Ugh back off!” or “Could you please stop blowing up my phone.” but trust me bruh, she don’t mean NONE of that sh!t. Girls love the attention.  You just have to keep on texting her sweet nothings regardless of replies. Sometimes I just be having full out conversations with broads even when they don’t reply. I just guess what they would reply and keep texting. This shows her how creative you are, girls love creative ass n!ggas.

Follow her home from work man…. girls like knowing somebody is watching them… Or be mysterious and throw on a hoodie and follow her around the mall then shoot her a text that says “I see you boo…” she gonna feel like a celebrity cuz you following her around like TMZ or some shit. She gonna love you for this man trust me. Girls love mysterious dudes…

Show up at her job randomly with flowers even if she never even told you where she work, this shows her you really did your research an paid attention to details. What woman doesn’t like random flowers and a n!gga who pays attention to detail? I brought this broad some dandelions one time, I ain’t smash yet, but if I keep on bringing her them she gonna know I’m a gentleman and let me at least finger her and that’s basically smashing.

Be spontaneous is all I’m really trying to say here…

Now, she may try and do this sh!t where she block your number or pepper spray you, but that’s really just her way of testing you to see how committed you are to her. How can a woman trust you to love her after she get stretch marks if you won’t even stay around after getting beat up by one of her male cousins who just got out of jail?

You gotta go above and beyond for these ladies nowadays. It’s a new breed of women and they want to be swept off their feet with amazing romance and swauve or however the hell you spell that word. For all of the n!ggas who are  reading this and are doubting me….lemme just tell you if it wasn’t for my persistence I wouldn’t have even got my first girlfriend in high school. I straight up told her “B!tch if you don’t be my girlfriend imma kill myself.” an she was my girlfriend for 3 days…. It was real love yo… We went to the rodeo an I dedicated the song “Halo” by Beyonce’ to her.

Only way you gonna find true love is if you be persistent fam…. stay on her, give em hell kid.

This could be you bruh….

Stay Hype, Stay Motivated an stay persistent with these hoes.

-MyCal Knight

5 comments

  1. yall gonna get niggaz locked up

  2. Do this shit and some pretty will have you on The Thirst 48. Hahahaha ! Drinkin’ ‘ritas by yourself at Tumbleweed & then getting Hitch from the Redbox & spending weekends at home while your friends are having a ball at the function.

  3. aye but yo forreal top 20 funniest reads on the gotdamn site

  4. funniest guest blog ever lmao

  5. “Sometimes I just be having full out conversations with broads even when they don’t reply. I just guess what they would reply and keep texting. This shows her how creative you are, girls love creative ass n!ggas”..lol! i swear i love this site

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