Today marks a year since I posted my 1st blog on nerdatthecooltable.com (Why I Don’t Eat Red Lobster) & just want to say much respect to Nerd for the platform to voice an unfiltered opinion on any & everything. Appreciate it.

“…and you can live through anything if Magic made it..” – Kanye

I understand the sentiment of the above statement, however that sentiment along with Earvin Johnson are wrong on so many levels.

First & foremost Magic has made at least half a billion ($500,000,000.00); owns a majority stake in the LA Dodgers & countless other businesses, charities, so on & so on. Can’t knock the hustle, don’t even know how to, being a hater just isn’t in me but the idea of Magic Johnson irks me, as it should you. We all know what “they” claim he has but think about a few things, who do you know that catches that & neck gets bigger than a pitbull on Haitian food? Magic played in the 80’s & while I’m certain he invested his money somewhat properly, NBA players weren’t making any real scratch (in relation to NBA players today). For example, I saw somewhere that Michael Jordan made about $17,000,000 for his first 7 years & Landry Fields just signed a $20,000,000 for 3 years. The point is, where did Magic find this come up? I have a theory, yes I’m one of those.

Magic was coming to the end of his career when he announced he had the monster, he was the most charismatic player of his time & maybe of all time, the face of the league. The powers to be see this & figure Magic blew all his money running around recklessly in Hollywood, so they make him an offer he can’t refuse. Unlimited resources, monetary & other in exchange for being the face of the monster, just as he was the face of the NBA. Sounds crazy but Tiger f*ckin Woods had 18 porn stars as mistresses & Brooklyn has an NBA team; don’t tell me this theory is impossible. I stand by it. Do you remember how scared players were to play with & against Magic? Granted the world was & probably still is ignorant about the monster but he went from retiring to playing in the all star game, then the Olympics & even came back in 1994 or 1995. So you’re telling me we exported this man carrying the monster to Spain as a representative of our country in the Olympics at a time where we were more ignorant to it than we are now? Why was he selected to go? Because he’s the face. F*ck a Magic Johnson, you healthy motherf*cker.

Magic, like so many others, is getting rich on the idea of a fallacy & our community looks at him & think like Kanye did when he said “…could live through anything..”, no we can’t. Magic has half a billion, plus the Illumanati backing him, half of us don’t even know what a co-pay or deductible is. So now the message sent is “everything will be ok n*gger folks, just look at Magic Johnson”. It’s f*cked up, he’s healthy, rich & still can’t pronounce words in English but that’s ok because he’s the face. When’s the last time they even mentioned he has the monster? They said it back then to make a splash & he’s been coasting ever since. Wouldn’t you think it would be a bigger story that a black man in America, went from the NBA to having the monster to having multiple business ventures, to owning the f*ckin Los Angeles Dodgers. F*ck a Magic Johnson but I guess I subscribe to his philosophy that if people are dumb enough to buy it, be smart enough to sell it. So your wife is just going to stay with you knowing you have the boogie man d*ck? Cookie hasn’t given him head in 20+ years? She hasn’t had her walls penetrated since ’91? F*ck you Earvin. Go elsewhere with that bullsh*t.

Point is, you’re not Magic Johnson & other than the money, why would you want to be? I mean he looks like that Mr. Poo from South Park, can’t pronounce the word “it” & his nose looks like a boxing glove. I relate to the “by any means necessary” way of thinking/living but this is a bit much, people are dying everyday cuz they said “Magic still tickin? Shiiit”

F*ck a Magic Johnson!!