“N!ggas just gotta eat more broccoli. It’s that simple”
“Sallie Mae gets sent to voicemail. And I don’t even have voicemail set up”
“Men meet me, take me out, pay for meals, just to try to get me to f*ck them.”
“Every girl I kno said her lightskin boyfriend was a cornball”
“All the n!ggas playing for china got the same face”
“Imma ask my grandma for like 200 dollars for drinks”
“In the movie theater..which armrest is yours?”
‘The Jacksons r so strange. I dont even think they r real. This is all a figment of our imagination”
“I only got shrimp and simply in my fridge I don’t eat or drink that unless I’m tryna impress sumbody“
