– 88% of the people who watched Summerjam on a laptop are lonely (I watched)
– If you don’t wash your girls care there’s a 60% chance she’ll cheat on you
– If “Ride for my n*ggas” comes on in the club there’s a 80% chance someone will assaulted
– 60% of Childish Gambino fans let their girlfriends spoon them
– If you recite the chorus to “cashin out” as soon as you wake up there’s a 90% chance your day will be a success
– 64% of white girls who wear snapbacks do Molly
– 56% of women on twitter have dreams about guys with 8k followers or more
– 67% of women who only take showers and not baths will never walk down the aisle
– 80% of men who took a chick to see Dictator didn’t get any sex that night
– 78% of men who put coconut oil on their beard have to fight women off of them
I thought I was the only one putting the coconut oil in my beard. Sometimes when I run into drunk women, they always wanna feel the power of the beard and there friends have to drag them hoes away.
Coconut oil for the win!
Woah woah woah how have I not heard about this coconut oil. where can I get some?
Coconut oil on ya beard…>>>>>>