Nothing more dope than a nice sloppy Jamaican Platter. The best meal to eat when you’re just miserable, sick and tired of being sick of tired and you just want to drown your sorrows in unhealthy food. Don’t F*ck with clean jamaican spots though, they’re no good. The more dirty the spot the better. Make sure they pile the food on top of each other, looking as filthy as possible. Almost to the point you can’t figure out what’s what. Also, it’s not a dope Jamaican spot if all the side orders are available. DOPE JAMAICAN SPOTS ARE NEVER SUPPOSE TO HAVE ALL THE SIDES THAT ARE ON THE MENU.
Go get a good Jerk Chicken platter and suffer from extreme itis for the remainder of your day.
Respect.
Also, if the Jamaican spot you are in moves promptly and knows exactly whats available, just leave. Real Jamaican spots, the lady takes forever to ask what you want, does it with an attitude then slow walks to the kitchen to see if there are any plantains left.
Cryin at the side orders joke
LOL never any fried dumplings left by the time i get to the spot. even when i go first thing in the morning
Fried dumplings??? real niggas know the beef patties are always out of stock, that and the ackee & saltfish
I can never get calaloo and salt fish from my fav. spot EVER! I be like YO save me some I swear I’m coming. I show up no sir, gone….smh
This is so funny! Why am I just now finding this blog? im lame af<<