Nothing more dope than a nice sloppy Jamaican Platter. The best meal to eat when you’re just miserable, sick and tired of being sick of tired and you just want to drown your sorrows in unhealthy food. Don’t F*ck with clean jamaican spots though, they’re no good. The more dirty the spot the better. Make sure they pile the food on top of each other, looking as filthy as possible. Almost to the point you can’t figure out what’s what. Also, it’s not a dope Jamaican spot if all the side orders are available. DOPE JAMAICAN SPOTS ARE NEVER SUPPOSE TO HAVE ALL THE SIDES THAT ARE ON THE MENU.
Go get a good Jerk Chicken platter and suffer from extreme itis for the remainder of your day.