I know this carpet design too well. This is a bowling alley. I hope this guy is just stopping in to grab a beer and some food because there’s no way he’s going to be able to succeed out there in the bowling lane wearing jean shorts. Not just Jean Shorts but Jean Shorts that come down all the way to his achilles tendon.
Disrespectful jeans shorts to go with a disrespectful stance.
I’d bet money he’s a DMX fan.
This is the “White guy who always talks your head off when your at the lunch table at work” Jean short swag.
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