
“N!ggaz With Iphones Swear They Paris Hilton”

“Jus cuz u follow unfollow & follow again don’t mean I’m a follow back I see u tho”

“my body can’t take no more fun I think I got the Mexican aids”


“First dude called me a “bad bitch” and in the next tweet said “hey boo”. Come on lmao”


“I thought Eddie Murphy was gon be the riddler”

“If Miami loses those south beach sneakers mean nothing.”

“I’m at the point where I need bathsalts just to get out the bed and function properly”
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