- Never hit your girl, but always make her believe you will.
- If you’re a petty thief, steal from self-checkout lines. Forget to scan the milk and bread a couple of times a week. That’s almost an $80 come up at the end of the month. They’re making you do all the work, you should be getting a discount anyway. Put the power back in the hands of the people.
- Overdose on multi-vitamins. I’ve been taking double the recommended dosage a little over half a year now and I haven’t died yet. Before I started, I was right handed, now I’m ambidextrous.
- If you’re about to be pulled over and you’re close to your destination, just keep going. When you park, get out casually and pretend you had no idea.
- Don’t buy an EZ Pass. Strategically place a small piece of electrical tape on one of the letters/numbers on your license plate, effectively giving you an entirely new license plate number. If you have an F, put the tape on the bottom and change it to an E. Float freely through the country. Sometimes you have to risk your freedom to save a few dollars.
The last jawn had me crying. my cousin told me about that when i moved to pa.
Lmaooo we need more of these posts