Every friday me and Wal Mart brand @RellyOnSmash will be highlighting the coolest, funniest tweets of the week. If you’re cool enough maybe you’ll make the list every Friday. I don’t care if somebody came up with this idea first…I’m the twitter champion of the world.
@MyHilariousLife
“I made my mom delete her facebook cause she kinda ugly & I ain’t want her to get cyber bullied”
@CThaGod
@_CokeMan
“you may win the battles, but as soon as you purchase that minivan she’s won the war”
@iDisrespectHoez
@Blame_OJ
“Need a white girlfriend to help me with my bills bruh”
@SayMyNae
“Dominican chicks swear they just not another form of a black girl”
@BBillions
“Imma just send out mad drunk texts even tho I aint have 1 single drink”
**IF YOU SEE A COOL TWEET SEND IT TO NERDNASH@GMAIL.COM**
i wanna be on this list but i don’t wanna be REACHING
I saw the @Myhilariouslife one earlier this week and died laughing smh. This might be another keeper Nerd.
Yup! This is a definite keeper!
niggas must be really bored and sadden with their life to be doin this type of bullshit smg
Bill is def going to be on here every week… he’s hilarious.
Bills*
Ive seen funnier/ better tweets than this in the past 5 minutes. Lord.