– Real N!ggas don’t argue with their girl via text. They just let her type her mini novel and just reply with “Ok” ….or “Let’s just agree to disagree”
– Real n!ggas don’t eat whipped cream
– As a kid, If you never created yourself on Madden or Nba Live and made the ratings all 99….You’re not a real n!gga
– You not a real n!gga if you weren’t the steady QB for young n!ggas 2 hand touch games in the street
– You not a real n!gga if your girl can’t catch the shrimp with her mouth at Hibachi
– Real n!ggas don’t delete their Twitter account. They just vanish
– If you still scared to curse in front of your mom you’re a real n!gga
– Real n1ggas don’t take dramamine for a flight
– Real n!ggas don’t iron white tees
– Real N!ggas jumped like b!itches when those dogs jumped out of nowhere in Resident Evil
– Real n!ggas know that before them there’s a very big chance a guy he knows has done strange things with his girl….but he doesn’t care
– Real n!ggas watch WWE classics on Demand
As a kid real n!ggas would go thirsty in the summer before they spend 50 cents on a tropical fantasy soda
I passed every fucking real nigga litmus test on this list except the WWE shit lmao! Shit just left me at like 16 man and we never repaired our relationship. I AM back on my comic book shit though.