– 67% of people who have an app alerting them of who unfollowed them sleep alone at night.

– 40% of men who match their shoe strings with their hat can’t change a tire.

– 70% of people who own a metro pcs phone can get you set up and robbed.

– 30% of the views Jim Jones new video are from police.

– 78% of blackberry owners can look you dead in your eyes, pretending to be paying full attention, while texting someone.

– Ladies, there’s a 55% chance your male roommate is using your shampoo on his genitals.

– 75% of Janitors sniff coke.