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“It’s NOT me, it’s YOU” (By @AL_PATRON)

“It’s NOT me, it’s YOU” (By @AL_PATRON)

“I’m responsible for what I say. Not for what you comprehend.” – @sylviaaaaD

For as long as I remember females have seen what they want to see. Heard what they want to hear & read what they’ve wanted to read. They assume & irrationally presume instead of basing their thoughts & actions on concrete facts. It’s not me. It’s you.

Females, not women (yes there is a difference) would rather you be their idea of you instead of being yourself. How often is it that the same thing that attracted her to you in the 1st place is the same thing that ends up ruining your relationship? Remember all those jokes she used to giggle at? Not so funny anymore. Why? Because females are part slave owner, they believe you are theirs & only theirs & to the rest of the world you’re just a social security number with a dick. Then they wonder why you sour on them & find other women so intriguing. It’s not me. It’s you.

Why is it females carry on like you were born on the day you met them? We have all heard “How do you know…?” Next time your lady comes at you with that tell her “That’s who I want us to have a threesome with.” Bet you she shuts the fuck up (for a week or so). Seriously, when they act like they are the end all be all it shows an insecurity that turns into jealousy, which turns into domestic violence. Then they wonder why you have an orgy on your actual birthday & they weren’t invited. It’s not me. It’s you.

When you tell your lady friend “I love you” why isn’t that enough? They’ll ask “Why?” & when you don’t tell them they’ll say “Why don’t you tell me you love me?” Matter of fact, “why?” might be the most common used word by the female gender (research pending). Then they wonder why you’re shooting at the gym with their best friend while they search the planet for answers. It’s not me. It’s you.

As a society we thrive on negativity, simply because there is more discussion & funny material there. For example, we’ll spend time knocking females for what they don’t do & what we hate about them instead of appreciating the good/great ones who do what they are supposed to do? We tend to see good girls & great women as boring or bland because they are responsible, hard working & have their shit together, which is sad. I plan on changing that & showing appreciation to the women that deserve it, instead of knocking the females who aren’t worth the effort. To all the great women of the world, I apologize for dwelling on the negativity of these fluseys & not showing you all the appropriate appreciation. I love y’all.

If we create an atmosphere of positivity & cater to those sensibilities then the negative weeds will wither & you’ll be in full bloom. Understand that if you’re right within yourself, no outside force can prosper against you. More or less, if you keep your shit tight, nobody can fuck with you, no matter how hard they tried. That’s ME. NOT you.

P.S. Mike D’Antoni, Jared Jeffries, Amar’e Stoudemire, Tyler Perry, Oprah, Steve Harvey, Hill Harper & the Daily News. Fuck you all. From me, to you.

One comment

  1. That second paragraph was the realest shit in the world

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