You can not care if you want; you can pretend our president isn’t a product of bi-racial bliss if you choose; you can even pretend that you have effectively learned all the ways of the Bunny and need no further guidance….but I be knowing.
“He who believes he has attained all knowledge, is a fool who will never be considered wise”
“3 Predators and a Bunny”
These streets have already proven themselves to be truly unforgiving. Proof….Old niggas in big collars endlessly pursuing bunnies just like the predators they were born to be. Predators of the bunny box travel in packs. They usually have 3 types of trained assassins in their group. Shawn aka Sensitive Strokes, Kevin aka just don’t ask me about my girl and Pierre aka we should work out sometime. Now take a minute and put yourself in this bunny’s shoes…..3 thirsty smooth faced niggas with jobs, cars and the undying desire to coon it a hundred. Niggas like this hate me. They hate when I walk into “their bar” smelling like a Christmas Skunk and not caring how many pictures they’ve posed for trying to be the man of the hour…Carry on Predators
Leave it to a nigga. A true nigga will somehow manage to have his body touching every single female in one picture. Ghost riding the pic. In his mind he’s the picture and they’re just in it. Real Talk; this is how a bunny master carries himself up and down the interracial interstate of life. Every bunny chaser should have a picture of Dante on his walls. I’m not speaking on the beauty of these bunnies, but I’m merely referring to the mindset that’s on display here. Find it in you to somehow make everyone feel comfortable. Your girl gets your arm (cuffed close) The one you already text gets your fingertips, The one who you took to get a tattoo gets dry humped, the one who drinks too much and wants to give you “the guts” gets your whole stomach as her safety net and the one that’s still too young gets to just hold on. Sprinkle your swag from one end of the picture to the other. Be proud of your prowess.
Derrick has danced his way into the lives of girls who don’t care if he sees them naked. He’s not interested in their treats. Their skin is too soft for his liking. When he thinks of boobies he says “yuck”. Derrick loves 3 things….Nicki Minaj, Arguing with people who hate Nicki Minaj and Dancing to Beyonce videos when his roomates go to class. Super Bass fans see him when they look in the mirror.